Holy sh*t this is gross!
"A retired woman in Germany was experiencing pain in her leg. Her physician recommended that she go in for a fairly routine surgery to rememdy the situation and to make her life more enjoyable. When the woman woke up from the surgery her leg still hurt, but her ass felt like the ass of an 18 year old… why? Well, it seems as though the doctors were scheduled for two procedures that morning. One, was for the woman with the leg issue, and the other was for a dude who needed a new anus.
The woman, who did get herself a brand new, sparkley, clean anus and the opportunity to sue the clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, and the asshole doctors who screwed the “pooch” if you will.
The person who we should feel sorry for is the weight lifter who was actually due the anus. He had injured it (so to speak) while attempting to dead lift a Volkswagon. Below is a picture of his injury."
Here is the link if you wanna see the injury:
My lord that almost made me puke.