[quote]Nards wrote:
Yeah…as we can see many of us (myself included) just don’t see this as much of a challenge.
What about Oprah waiting at the door to the gym and you have to throw it in her every single time you wanted to go work out???[/quote]
I’d have a lot more sex than I do now, that’s what.
Oprah… Hell I’d do it. I might even MMF her with doctor Phil cause they’d probably write me a fat check not to talk about it.
[quote]biglifter wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Can alcohol and a mask be involved?[/quote]
I’m sure Oprah would accept you just the way you are. [/quote]
She’s a big momma. I’d have to encase myself in a trashbag and plunge right in.
Besides, it’s weird when you know you’re prettier than the chick you’re with.
lol
[quote]Nards wrote:
Yeah…as we can see many of us (myself included) just don’t see this as much of a challenge.
What about Oprah waiting at the door to the gym and you have to throw it in her every single time you wanted to go work out???[/quote]
This is what I originally feared the question was. I’d probably be able to handle it if I could just lie back and let her go at it. She looks like she’d be pretty rough though, and I need a woman to treat me gently, like the delicate flower that I am.
[quote]FattyFat wrote:
So…do you guys actually like Boards Of Canada?
[/quote]
Dude, Fatty, I don’t know what you’re doing but you’re on a roll.
First you had a Castlevania: SotN quote, and now Boards of Canada? Hats off to you, sir.
Is Oprah really the worst you could think of?
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Is Oprah really the worst you could think of? [/quote]
How about this?
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Is Oprah really the worst you could think of? [/quote]
Rosie O’Donnell?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Is Oprah really the worst you could think of? [/quote]
How about this? [/quote]
LOL, yeah, that’s more like it.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Is Oprah really the worst you could think of? [/quote]
Rosie O’Donnell?[/quote]
Michael Jackson…
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Is Oprah really the worst you could think of? [/quote]
How about this? [/quote]
LOL, yeah, that’s more like it.[/quote]
Is it me or does that really look like an albino hippo you would see at the zoo?
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Is Oprah really the worst you could think of? [/quote]
Rosie O’Donnell?[/quote]
She’s pretty disgusting but there are still worse ones out there, like DJ so kindly showed us.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Yeah…as we can see many of us (myself included) just don’t see this as much of a challenge.
What about Oprah waiting at the door to the gym and you have to throw it in her every single time you wanted to go work out???[/quote]
Do I still have to do sixty minutes of foreplay every time? The sheer time commitment would start to get excessive.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Is Oprah really the worst you could think of? [/quote]
How about this? [/quote]
LOL, yeah, that’s more like it.[/quote]
Is it me or does that really look like an albino hippo you would see at the zoo?[/quote]
I’d rather fuck a hippo. At least it would kill you afterwards so you wouldn’t have to live with the memory.
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Is Oprah really the worst you could think of? [/quote]
How about this? [/quote]
LOL, yeah, that’s more like it.[/quote]
Is it me or does that really look like an albino hippo you would see at the zoo?[/quote]
I’d rather fuck a hippo. At least it would kill you afterwards so you wouldn’t have to live with the memory.[/quote]
Agreed, my dad loves to tell the joke about How a moped and fat chick are alike? They are both fun to ride but you dont want your friends to see you on it.
[quote]theuofh wrote:
The question only becomes complicated once licking her butthole is required. [/quote]
True. The classic question of jelly or syrup.
[quote]EvanX wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:
I wouldn’t, I’d fuck oprah without a condom then ride that bitch to the bank.[/quote]
Explain.
Oh wait, you mean because she’d get YOU pregnant…right. Good plan ;)[/quote]
Wll excuse me mister perfeeeeect!!! I guess I forgot you never ever make a mistake.[/quote]
Lol. Dumb & Dumber reference? And your avatar is awsome btw.
[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Is Oprah really the worst you could think of? [/quote]
Rosie O’Donnell?[/quote]
Michael Jackson…
[/quote]
Ha! This reminds me of a Master Corporal when I was in battle school asking me when we were lined up on the parade square if I could suck any man’s dick who would it be?
I thought and reluctantly (very reluctantly) picked Michael Jackson…figuring it would at least,fuck it there’s no good reason, so anyway, after I say Michael Jackson the Master Corporal says “No! Yourself! man, yourself!”
I dont understand this thread, it seems as if you guys are meaning having sex with Oprah is a bad thing? Oprah is fucking sexy.