Worst Spill Of A Shake

Middle of the night… half-asleep…

white deep-shag carpet (in a rented apartment), freshly washed white curtains, white long-hair cat…

chocolate protein shake…

loose, sleep-addled grip…

shaker bottle impact explosion…

instant chocolate cement = ruined, brown, crunchy carpet for remainder of tenency; new curtains that following weekend for the girlfriend, upgraded about three price levels from originals (dumbassity surcharge), and one hell of a pissed-off chocolate cat.

[quote]lweber wrote:

How mad was your Mom? I yacked on the new carpet about 10 years ago and my Mom is still mad at me for that!!
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She was furious, but was nice enough not to wake up my Dad about it. I may have just left the house for the night if she had woken him.

[quote]beaul wrote:

This sounds like the begining of a porno I once saw! :slight_smile:

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I thought about putting something like that in, but I thought better of it. If you call that better. haha

-folly

Surprised noones brought up a powder story. My friend stole my protein shake (I keep a dry shaker full in my backback on lifting days) and when I got it back I hit him with it. He didn’t tell me he loosened the lid when I got it back.

3 scoops of protein powder all over the electricity classroom. Fortunately I have a nice teacher (head wrestling coach) and he just gave me a shopvac and told me to clean it up. I also had to explain to my classmates why I had what looked like a half kilo of coke in my backback (few rumors of me having drugs at all times).

Junior year I had my magic bullet style blender in my dorm room at prep school, had my chocolate whey mixed in milk, and then took the mixer piece on my desk and unscrewed the lid all the way and set it back on the top.

Well I turn to put the milk away, and nail the shake with my elbow, and it just flies everywhere, got some on me, all over a bunch of papers in my drawers and in my little cubby thing. Big f’ing mess that was.

this morning, 5:00, first shake of the day, then i usually go to bed till i have to get up for classes and my first full meal. So i’ve got my shaker, and im walking to the bathroom for a piss, so ive got my shaker in my right hand, and the left hand was guiding, and i guess the sleep grip just got the best of me.

I dropped it across my body, couldnt really catch it with the left, so i reached acorss with my right hand and caught it after only spilling a minimal amount. Most impressive part is i found a way not to piss across the wall.

Hahahahha nice stories.

Just the other weak I was mixing protein in a cup- I just stir it up by hand, I knocked the whole thing on the floor. Big mess, but I live in the dorm, so YAHTZEE!

As far as the gym goes, I have forgotten twice now to screw back on the lid of my waterbottle. I keep forgetting, and throw it in my gym bag. Then, one of my friends will explain to me how I have left a trail of water from were we were last. Its like a trail of ectoplasm that goes 'round the gym. Again, I workout in a “rec center”, so OOPS.

I spilled my last bit of protein shake last night and not I’m unfortunately not supposed to get another order in until monday or tuesday

I threw a shaker bottle filled with chocolate Grow in my training bag along with my boxing gloves, mma gloves, wraps and kneepad. Destroyed them all. So pissed.

I set my shake on the roof of my car to get my keys out, but someone called me at the same moment.

The phone call distracted me, so I forgot the shake, drove off, and it flew off the car and hit the guy leaving behind me.

It exploded all over the front of his car…needless to say, he flipped out.

[quote]ConnerMD wrote:
I set my shake on the roof of my car to get my keys out, but someone called me at the same moment.

The phone call distracted me, so I forgot the shake, drove off, and it flew off the car and hit the guy leaving behind me.

It exploded all over the front of his car…needless to say, he flipped out.[/quote]

That is one of those you say, “Sorry” and if he keeps getting mad or does not try to calm down. You say, “Shit happens. My bad.”

Mine was this past Saturday just before our game started. Full serving of Surge in a hyoooge container with ice to drink during the game. Picked it up from over the top, lid was loose, slipped and spilled all over the floor. Did I mention that it was on the sideline bench … in a group of about 12 girls … all wearing roller skates … with under 2 minutes to starting whistle? Fortunately we had a towel boy that could mop it up, but we still had a sticky floor (and not in a good way). No Surge and pissed teammates = bad game and severly bruised hip.

In an elevator on the way to work. Didn’t click the top on properly, started to shake the milk and chocolate protein shake, with a banana in there too for maximum stickyness. I guess it slipped straight down and splooshed all over the floor, and a bit on my pant leg. I held the elevator door open as i cleaned the sludge out of the door-tracks, and the girl on the top floor had to walk down the stairs. She was about 13 or 14, and was all dolled up in highheels going to the mall. Looked like she was about to tumble down the stairs, poor girl.

The elevator smelled, no…reaked, like rotten milk as it was early summer and the shake wouldn’t come out of the carpet. The girl didn’t rat on me, so eventually the Super replaced the carpet. It really really smelled actually.

About 6 months ago… in my first brand new car (less than 2 weeks old) the cap wasn’t sealed and I spilled Surge all over the passenger side of the car (seat, dash, door, floor). I immediately ripped off my shirt to wipe it up drove home as quick as I could to finish cleaning it up. There is still some “sugar” in the speaker on the door and in the folds in the leather seat.

btw, keeping creatine in unmarked baggies really makes you look like a drug dealer.

This morning I was holding my daughter while trying to get a new tub of protein powder off a high shelf. I dropped the tub and the cap popped off and the powder exploded all over the floor.

My best one was just before a work Christmas function and in front of an audience. I used warm water in the shaker and it exploded all over my shirt, face and hair.

You gotta watch the warm water.

[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
btw, keeping creatine in unmarked baggies really makes you look like a drug dealer.[/quote]

Slightly OT, but I had a co-worker tell my VP at a lunch I was not able to attend, “Yeah, Kevin is always getting these boxes of white powder delivered to him at work…” and then sort of left it hanging. Awesome. Thanks buddy.

OK, a few months ago, I was getting ready for work while drinking my PWO whey and all-sorts-of-other-shit shake in the bathroom, as I was just about to step into the shower. Knocked blender bowl containing said shake (about 30 oz, give or take) into the top, open drawer of the stackable, plastic bins we have in our bathroom.

This drawer contained just about everything one would expect in a bathroom and then some; disposable razors, hair dryer, Q-tips, cotton balls, scissors, etc. Everything in this drawer is now coated in a sweet, sticky, whey, egg white, and yogurt froth which I know I had better sop up before I leave, so the place would not reak of rotten milk later. Took the whole drawer out and wiped of each item with Windex and paper towels before wiping out the entire drawer.

Needless to say, this left no time for showering, and I went to work smelling like a sweaty goat.

My finger slid off the flap on my AST shaker (the old round-top kind), which flew open in my friend’s freshly-scrubbed kitchen full of vinage appliances.

There was a chocolate spray all over the counter, sink, cabinets and drops on the ceiling. I had exactly the time between him emerging from the shower and getting dressed to go to dinner to get it cleaned up and wiped down.

This guy never cleans the kitchen and if he had to do it twice in one weekend I would have suffered severe injuries. His only comment was “WTF? Smells like chocolate milk in here?”

Slightly OT but similar situation
Yesterday I was driving down the road with a big wad of dip under my lower lip and I felt an incredible urge to sneeze, which I tried desperately to hold back - unsuccessfully. Skoal long cut sprayed all over the inside of my wifes car. Sonofabitch. What a mess.