Worst Resume Ever

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This is so bad I can’t take it seriously. Guy reminds me of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

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[quote]Soco wrote:
This is so bad I can’t take it seriously. Guy reminds me of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
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Good analogy.

I kind of like the “douche bag”

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[quote]mikeron wrote:
Someone linked to an old issue of the Yale tabloid, Rumpus. Check out pages 12-13 (PDF).

http://www.yale.edu/rumpus/archives/pdf/rumpus_may02.pdf[/quote]

I wonder if the last few lines of that made te kid want to go kill himself? That author just ripped him apart.

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[quote]Soco wrote:
Guy reminds me of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
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Oh, man. Someone needs to spoof this while holding up a copy of Sports.

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True Story: I was reading a story online about funny things that happen in job interviews, and this was one of them:

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Muscular guy: biceps and back

Apparently he needs to work out his brain more often lol.

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hahaha what a fucking tool!! enough said!

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i can’t stop laughing

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this guy is about to be on the Today Show on NBC. cant wait to see what he says.

edit: he wasnt actually on the show, bummer. but they did clown his ass some more.

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He’s definitely going on a killing spree!

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I’m sure Yale are over the moon with one of their outstanding students boosting their reputation.

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My bench is pretty good… I try to lift like, eight hours a day or whenever. I only eat organic eggs, so my diet keeps me in shape for when I need to lift up a bus to save helpless children and stuff.

I practice Karate everyday, so I can chop alot of bricks with one hand. I take dancing lessons, even though I probabally dont even need them. Its a great way to meet girls and stuff, so im like, a crazy chick magnet with mad skills.

Thats why im extra qualified to work for your bank, sir.

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[quote]BluePfaltz wrote:
My bench is pretty good… I try to lift like, eight hours a day or whenever. I only eat organic eggs, so my diet keeps me in shape for when I need to lift up a bus to save helpless children and stuff.

I practice Karate everyday, so I can chop alot of bricks with one hand. I take dancing lessons, even though I probabally dont even need them. Its a great way to meet girls and stuff, so im like, a crazy chick magnet with mad skills.

Thats why im extra qualified to work for your bank, sir.[/quote]

haha, that was my first thought with secret ninja moves only the government knows

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This guy is in love with himself. All the artistic photos, the neatly creased karate uniform, the thoughtful and soft speech pattern. Was he wearing a headband playing tennis?