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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

The perfect shadow around his neck [/quote]

This sounds like the beginning of a paragraph in a romance novel, and I’m not talking about thorax necks here.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

The perfect shadow around his neck [/quote]

This sounds like the beginning of a paragraph in a romance novel, and I’m not talking about thorax necks here. [/quote]

50 Shades of Shadows Part 1…

We could be rich Beans!

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

The perfect shadow around his neck [/quote]

This sounds like the beginning of a paragraph in a romance novel, and I’m not talking about thorax necks here. [/quote]

50 Shades of Shadows Part 1…

We could be rich Beans![/quote]

I’m not so sure I can write sex scenes for women…

pulsating tubers
throbbing members
mounds of flesh, her inner ribbons moist with anticipation of his touch…

Yeah… I couldn’t write that shit sober or with a straight face.

[quote]Yogi wrote:

[quote]dt79 wrote:

[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:

[quote]Yogi wrote:
the kid who shopped his pics was called Youngster54321 or something like that[/quote]

yup, back from the grave!!![/quote]

Link please!
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http://tnation.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/sports_body_training_performance_bodybuilding/physique_update?id=5487826&pageNo=1[/quote]

Thanks Yogi!

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

The perfect shadow around his neck [/quote]

This sounds like the beginning of a paragraph in a romance novel, and I’m not talking about thorax necks here. [/quote]

50 Shades of Shadows Part 1…

We could be rich Beans![/quote]

I’m not so sure I can write sex scenes for women…

pulsating tubers
throbbing members
mounds of flesh, her inner ribbons moist with anticipation of his touch…

Yeah… I couldn’t write that shit sober or with a straight face. [/quote]

No, please… continue.

[quote]BeefEater wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

The perfect shadow around his neck [/quote]

This sounds like the beginning of a paragraph in a romance novel, and I’m not talking about thorax necks here. [/quote]

50 Shades of Shadows Part 1…

We could be rich Beans![/quote]

I’m not so sure I can write sex scenes for women…

pulsating tubers
throbbing members
mounds of flesh, her inner ribbons moist with anticipation of his touch…

Yeah… I couldn’t write that shit sober or with a straight face. [/quote]

No, please… continue.
[/quote]

Wait until after 5 o’clock please…

[quote]dt79 wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
FTR I was part of the pre exhaust thread and still believe that prof X’s and my understanding of it holds merit .[/quote]

So was I. Whether it holds merit or not, this type of pre exhuasting was a belief held by many older bodybuilders whom I know, and not something PX pulled out of his ass, as many who were part of the thread were claiming.

Regardless, that thread did reveal a lot of posters to be total fuckheads. [/quote]

Yeah, that is partly why I think the Limits threads were worse.

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]BeefEater wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

The perfect shadow around his neck [/quote]

This sounds like the beginning of a paragraph in a romance novel, and I’m not talking about thorax necks here. [/quote]

50 Shades of Shadows Part 1…

We could be rich Beans![/quote]

I’m not so sure I can write sex scenes for women…

pulsating tubers
throbbing members
mounds of flesh, her inner ribbons moist with anticipation of his touch…

Yeah… I couldn’t write that shit sober or with a straight face. [/quote]

No, please… continue.
[/quote]

Wait until after 5 o’clock please…[/quote]

His hands, rough and beaten from years of labor, slowly trailed up her thigh. The slight tickle sent waves of heat through her, starting deep within her soul, traveling through her, gushing out of his ultimate destination. Her love curtains were swollen in anticipation of his rugged hands arrival.

Oh lord…

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]BeefEater wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

The perfect shadow around his neck [/quote]

This sounds like the beginning of a paragraph in a romance novel, and I’m not talking about thorax necks here. [/quote]

50 Shades of Shadows Part 1…

We could be rich Beans![/quote]

I’m not so sure I can write sex scenes for women…

pulsating tubers
throbbing members
mounds of flesh, her inner ribbons moist with anticipation of his touch…

Yeah… I couldn’t write that shit sober or with a straight face. [/quote]

No, please… continue.
[/quote]

Wait until after 5 o’clock please…[/quote]

His hands, rough and beaten from years of labor, slowly trailed up her thigh. The slight tickle sent waves of heat through her, starting deep within her soul, traveling through her, gushing out of his ultimate destination. Her love curtains were swollen in anticipation of his rugged hands arrival. [/quote]

Coming up… More from the Mama June and Sugar Bear Erotica collection

I am sure Derek could provide a visual representation.

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]BeefEater wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

The perfect shadow around his neck [/quote]

This sounds like the beginning of a paragraph in a romance novel, and I’m not talking about thorax necks here. [/quote]

50 Shades of Shadows Part 1…

We could be rich Beans![/quote]

I’m not so sure I can write sex scenes for women…

pulsating tubers
throbbing members
mounds of flesh, her inner ribbons moist with anticipation of his touch…

Yeah… I couldn’t write that shit sober or with a straight face. [/quote]

No, please… continue.
[/quote]

Wait until after 5 o’clock please…[/quote]

His hands, rough and beaten from years of labor, slowly trailed up her thigh. The slight tickle sent waves of heat through her, starting deep within her soul, traveling through her, gushing out of his ultimate destination. Her love curtains were swollen in anticipation of his rugged hands arrival. [/quote]

Coming up… More from the Mama June and Sugar Bear Erotica collection

I am sure Derek could provide a visual representation.
[/quote]

Ugggg I do not want to see what Derek consider’s “swollen love curtains”

Just reread that old Youngster thread again… good times, good times -lol

S

[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:

[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:

[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:… a younger poster who had photoshopped his pics (no one knew at first), but went around for a month or so stirring up shit, doling out advice, arguing etc before he was outted. To me, that was pure entertainment and fits the ‘so bad it’s good’ (or should it be ‘so good its bad?’) description -lol

S[/quote]

This!! Anyone know what that thread was called?
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Lol, I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembers this kid,

S[/quote]

How could I forget! I believed him at first, but there was something “off” about his pics.
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Clunk,

Wasn’t that kid around before you registered on T-Nation? lol
[/quote]

Yes. But I’ve lurked here since '04.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Yes, you do have the hairstyle of a Medieval catapult operator…[/quote]

LOL! Best post in that entire Youngster thread!

EDIT: Well that, and SuperSaiyin’s photoshop pics!

I had forgotten that what blew him out of the water with the ruse was someone stumbling across his youtube videos that showed quite a different physique than he was claiming on here.

S

How about the zercher thread? OP here…you’re welcome for that one.

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
FTR I was part of the pre exhaust thread and still believe that prof X’s and my understanding of it holds merit .[/quote]

The only reason those threads got heated was his attitude.

And the fact that you are not really XL.

/inside knowledgezz

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
FTR I was part of the pre exhaust thread and still believe that prof X’s and my understanding of it holds merit .[/quote]

The only reason those threads got heated was his attitude.

And the fact that you are not really XL.

/inside knowledgezz[/quote]

You saying Matty has an inferior Man Girth?

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
FTR I was part of the pre exhaust thread and still believe that prof X’s and my understanding of it holds merit .[/quote]

The only reason those threads got heated was his attitude.

And the fact that you are not really XL.

/inside knowledgezz[/quote]

You saying Matty has an inferior Man Girth?

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He is clearly XXL…no reason to size shame.

You know dis.

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
FTR I was part of the pre exhaust thread and still believe that prof X’s and my understanding of it holds merit .[/quote]

The only reason those threads got heated was his attitude.

And the fact that you are not really XL.

/inside knowledgezz[/quote]

You saying Matty has an inferior Man Girth?

[/quote]

He is clearly XXL…no reason to size shame.

You know dis.[/quote]

Size matters, and any woman who says different is lying or in love with a below average penis. NTTAWWT Plus smaller dudes get better blowjobs.

For better or worse, size matter.