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Worst Movies You Have Ever Seen

The worst movies I have ever seen, and I will definitely be adding to this list as I can’t think of all of them at once.

  1. “5th Element” My god…

  2. “The breastford wives” (Low quality porno with the same fagot
    guy in almost every scene.

  3. “Species 1, 2 and 3” Talk about corny

  4. “Rise of Taj” This is a newer National Lampoons
    movie and is easily one of the worst
    movies I have ever seen in my entire
    life. I hope the person who made this
    is ashamed of themselves.

  5. “I know who killed me” A shitty story for a shitty actor.

  6. Anything with Owen Wilson Seriously, what a shitty fucking
    actor; he ALWAYS has the same
    dumbfounded facial expression.

American Pie: The Naked Mile. My God, was that terrible.

[quote]Donut62 wrote:
American Pie: The Naked Mile. My God, was that terrible.[/quote]

But AT LEAST it had boobies.

[quote]DanErickson wrote:
Donut62 wrote:
American Pie: The Naked Mile. My God, was that terrible.

But AT LEAST it had boobies.[/quote]

I have wireless internet and a laptop, I am always 10 seconds away from hardcore porn, so even that didn’t redeem it.

Many people might disagree with this. But Pan’s Labrynth (sp?) was easily the worst piece of garbage I’ve ever seen. That coming from a guy who likes Owen Wilson movies, and the Rise of Taj.

Titanic - just awful, I won’t even debate this one.

Mexican werewolf in Texas - don’t ask how I know of this movie, lol

Mario, streetfighter & MK movies - LOL, they suck

I’ll come up with more later…

[quote]DanErickson wrote:
The worst movies I have ever seen, and I will definitely be adding to this list as I can’t think of all of them at once.

  1. “5th Element” My god…

  2. “The breastford wives” (Low quality porno with the same fagot
    guy in almost every scene.

  3. “Species 1, 2 and 3” Talk about corny

  4. “Rise of Taj” This is a newer National Lampoons
    movie and is easily one of the worst
    movies I have ever seen in my entire
    life. I hope the person who made this
    is ashamed of themselves.

  5. “I know who killed me” A shitty story for a shitty actor.

  6. Anything with Owen Wilson Seriously, what a shitty fucking
    actor; he ALWAYS has the same
    dumbfounded facial expression.[/quote]

have not seen the rest but I agree with species. I actually liked 5th element and think owen wilson is pretty funny.

300

Independence Day

Anything Animated (except the Simpson’s)

Anything sold as a holiday “feel good” movie

All Horror flicks

Anything with Barbara Streisand – which might as well be considered a horror flick

All Sequels (except to Indiana Jones, the real Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Weekend at Bernie’s).

Pretty much most Hollywood movies with multi-million dollar budgets where special FXs takes the place of decent acting

[quote]Synthetickiller wrote:
Mario, streetfighter & MK movies - LOL, they suck
[/quote]

oh yeah, I almost forgot…any movie based on video games also sucks.

and…all sports movies except for Minor League and the Bad News Bears

All Kevin Costner movies…see above (mulit-million dollar budgets with shitty acting and sports movies)

[quote]Donut62 wrote:
DanErickson wrote:
Donut62 wrote:
American Pie: The Naked Mile. My God, was that terrible.

But AT LEAST it had boobies.

I have wireless internet and a laptop, I am always 10 seconds away from hardcore porn, so even that didn’t redeem it.[/quote]

So true, but sometimes I find it nice to be able to watch naked breasts while laying comfortably on my couch instead of sitting in my chair. :slight_smile:

LIFTICVSMAXIMVS you pretty much ruled out every movie ever made…What are some movies you do like?

I do not really have a list of worst movies but, I can honestly say that the most hyped up movie the was just terrible was 300. Honestly that was a one time deal, I will never see the piece of shit again.

5th Element = Awesome!
Species = Hilarious!

Otherwise I have never seen the other shit.

The worst movie of all time was that shitty sci-fi with John Travolta? Can’t remember the name.

Now that was SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

[quote]DanErickson wrote:
The worst movies I have ever seen, and I will definitely be adding to this list as I can’t think of all of them at once.

  1. “5th Element” My god…

  2. “The breastford wives” (Low quality porno with the same fagot
    guy in almost every scene.

  3. “Species 1, 2 and 3” Talk about corny

  4. “Rise of Taj” This is a newer National Lampoons
    movie and is easily one of the worst
    movies I have ever seen in my entire
    life. I hope the person who made this
    is ashamed of themselves.

  5. “I know who killed me” A shitty story for a shitty actor.

  6. Anything with Owen Wilson Seriously, what a shitty fucking
    actor; he ALWAYS has the same
    dumbfounded facial expression.[/quote]

[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:

All Sequels (except to Indiana Jones, the real Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Weekend at Bernie’s).

[/quote]

All sequels? I think you’re forgetting about Terminator 2 and Rockys II-IV.

Also, Ali was easily the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

-dizzle

[quote]DanErickson wrote:
Donut62 wrote:
DanErickson wrote:
Donut62 wrote:
American Pie: The Naked Mile. My God, was that terrible.

But AT LEAST it had boobies.

I have wireless internet and a laptop, I am always 10 seconds away from hardcore porn, so even that didn’t redeem it.

So true, but sometimes I find it nice to be able to watch naked breasts while laying comfortably on my couch instead of sitting in my chair. :)[/quote]

Wireless Laptop?

Dumbass!

[quote]Spry wrote:

The worst movie of all time was that shitty sci-fi with John Travolta? Can’t remember the name.

Now that was SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

[/quote]

Battelfield Earth.
shudders

[quote]Donut62 wrote:
DanErickson wrote:
Donut62 wrote:
American Pie: The Naked Mile. My God, was that terrible.

But AT LEAST it had boobies.

I have wireless internet and a laptop, I am always 10 seconds away from hardcore porn, so even that didn’t redeem it.[/quote]

10 seconds? learn to type =)

But yeah that movie was bad. I worked at a blockbuster for three years while in college and have seen a massive amount of movies. Far to many to pick out the bad ones cause there are so many.

[quote]xXSeraphimXx wrote:
LIFTICVSMAXIMVS you pretty much ruled out every movie ever made…What are some movies you do like?

I do not really have a list of worst movies but, I can honestly say that the most hyped up movie the was just terrible was 300. Honestly that was a one time deal, I will never see the piece of shit again.
[/quote]

Actually, I do find amusement with independent and foreign films though I have seen some real stinkers there too.

Some good ones I have seen (in no particular order):

A Mighty Wind
Best in Show
The Piano
Amores Perros
Butterflies – about the Red Spanish Revolution
The Motorcycle Diaries
Il Postino – the original and not that Kevin Costner remake
Godfather – the original
Apocalypse Now, Redux
Amalie
Hi Fidelity – I love movies about Rock n Roll
Before Sunrise – this is an awesome date movie

I have really been enjoying movies shown on IFC and Sundance lately, though I cannot remember any names.

[quote]A-Dizz wrote:
LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:

All Sequels (except to Indiana Jones, the real Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Weekend at Bernie’s).

All sequels? I think you’re forgetting about Terminator 2 and Rockys II-IV.

Also, Ali was easily the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

-dizzle[/quote]

Ok…I have never seen the original Terminator but I did like part deux because Linda Hamilton is hot.

I never see awful movies. I can usually get a good sense of how it’s going to be from the preview. However, I occaisionally make a mistake.

21 Grams - *gag

The Fantastic Four

The Incredible Hulk - so bad it was kind of interesting.

Titanic - Watched a couple minutes one time when I was in line at Sam’s Club.

[quote]Agressive Napkin wrote:
Many people might disagree with this. But Pan’s Labrynth (sp?) was easily the worst piece of garbage I’ve ever seen. That coming from a guy who likes Owen Wilson movies, and the Rise of Taj.[/quote]

Dude, What the fuck? That guy sewing up his own cheek was BADASS.