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Worst Line Women Give Men


#1

After reading the ladder theory I want to know the worst thing you had a woman say to you. I think the worst thing I heard was, "I love you like a brother"! I thought to myself, "big fucking deal I'm so honored that you don't want to fuck me anymore, but you love me like a brother that means so much to me, DON'T THINK SO"!


#2

Well according to the Ladder Theory thing I'm not doing to good. Everything the Ladder thing said that was bad girls do to me or say to me. lol


#3

if a girl tells you she loves you like a brother. you should ask her if shes down with incest!


#4

3 Doom signals:

Let`s just be friends.

Thats so nice/helpful/thoughtful of you.</i> Or its close cousin <i>Youre so nice.

Whether the girl interests me or not, or whether or not I have shown signs of interest, if I hear one of these 2 ligns, I know my goose is cooked.


#5

Belay that.

One can tell just by judging the way a babe looks at you.

That doogie-waiting-for-his-bowl look is always true.

Whoever said nonverbal communication represented 93% of meaning was dead-on right.


#6

Danny boy's right, it's all about the fuck-eye:-)


#7

Fuck-eye ...

Concise. Precise. Says it all.

I like it. :0)


#8

The friends thing is the worst. At that point I stop paying attention and move on.
Ross


#9

It's all about the "FISH" eye. you know when they look back at you to make sure who's really back there and you can only see one eye, like a fish.

I would have to say the worst line ever was " I don't love you anymore." bitch.


#10

Oh man, I must have been REALLY drunk last night.

I hate that one


#11

"Now you have crabs AND a little dick"


#12

1) "Can we just be friends?"

2) "You are SO much nicer than the other guys I've met!" (Yea...well so are Santa Clause and Barney...)

Mufasa


#13

"Its ok, size doesn't matter to me!"


#14

Worst line ever?

hoho....here goes....

"honey, I love you more than life itself and I feel that now I have to be honest with you. I haven't been using birth control this entire time, so I'm pregnant. Now we can be a family forever....."

This is a 100% serious line that was RECENTLY given to me. Girls are fucking evil man....


#15

the MaxX,

During my stupid insecure days, I was given the "I'm pregnant" line 3 times by 3 different girls. Of course, it never turned out to be true. When the woman who is now my wife called me to tell me she was pregnant, I just said "I know. We're getting married during Spring Break." We've been married 5 years and I'm disgustingly happy. Trust your gut, man.


#16

'whats your friends name?'

and i thought the fish eye was when you take it out of her pussy and put it in her ass and she looks back to see what the fuck you're doing


#17

how bout this guys. it was about the second week of school, i sit down in my spot, trying to be nice friendly social guy. I say hi to this girl christian (kinda hot).

Me: Hey Christian
Chrisitian: "HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?????"

haha, that was a pretty awkward momenent, needless to say, that fucking bitch.


#18

worst line:

"how do you know my name????"


#19

ok my reply isint woroking??


#20

This is some funny shit, guys. I especially like the "now we can be a family forever" line. Awesome. Here's my contribution:

Girlfriend: "It's 4am, Dave. Where have you been? I know you go to the gym at night, but come on. Well?"

Me: "You know where I've been, honey. You just said so. At the gym."

Girlfriend: "You like the gym more than me!!"

OOOOOHHH!!! Man, I had to bite my tongue after that one. All I wanted to say was "WELL IF YOU WOULD JUST HAVE SEX WITH ME MORE THAN ONCE A F#CKING YEAR YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM!! HOW DID YOU END UP BEING SUCH AN ICE QUEEN!!!???"

Hehehe. I wasn't at the 24hr. gym. I was banging one of my coworkers. :slight_smile:
Man, I was glad when that b!tch could get out from under my wing and move out.