so this is a bit of a spin off of my “worst dating moments ever” thread. but these things tend to be funny as hell.
So I was dating this girl like a year ago, she lived 2 floors above me in my apartment building (bad idea btw). So she had this really old school george foreman grill (im talking like 1st generation old school missing the grease trap, cord covered in electrical tape, the works) that I’d cook dinner for us on all the time, she was always telling me how she couldn’t cook and it was just wasting space yadayadayada…so i told her that if she wanted id take it downstairs and keep it in my place since i love cooking. So fast forward 2 months, It’s my birthday, and she comes downstairs with this monster of a package (horribly wrapped might i add) so I start to get excited, until she hands it to me. I shit you not I could feel the excess grease dripping through the wrapping paper.
So I opened it, this chick wrapped up this old ass hand me down foreman grill, and the worst part was that she didn’t even bother to clean it, it still had the remains of the dinner we had eaten the day before caked on the inside! needless to say we aren’t together anymore…and it also stopped working like a month after that too