I meet this girl and she has blonde hair, blue eyes, 5’11, nice body c cups. I dunno her very well and we decide to have dinner one night. So I pick her up at her place in another city. Dinner is going well. She seems fun and likes to talk about sex and is flirty. I am like wow cool chick. Then we leave and we get back to her place and she invites me in. When she says I can talk with dead people. I am thinking she is joking but she is not. She tells me this little girl who is dead and she was murdered by her dad. Lives at her house and talks with her. I left shortly after that and never spoke with her again.
I use to do lots of martial arts and teach it and stuff. So one night after classes were out we all see this guy in my townhouse complex trying to peak in this girls window. He is all suspious looking and and acting sketchy. So we decide to ask him what he is doing after a min of watching him. He stutters and shit and takes off running.
So one day a year or so later, I am on POF and I get a msg from this girl saying how she knew me. She is not the prettiest girl but not the ugliest either. We lived near each other and she wanted to say thanks for chasing off her abusive ex-bf. So we made a date and she said she LOVES cake. So I bring a cake being a nice guy. We watch movie and we cuddled a bit on the couch. Great little date night.
She invites me over a couple days later. She txt’s me and says just walk in its open. So I do. I talk off my coat and shoes and walk in. On her big screen TV porn is playing. And not the kind chicks normally watch …like hard core Rocco style porn. She comes down stairs wearing a bathrobe and opens it up and she is wearing panties and a bra and says I wanna thank you. One of the best nights of sex I ever had. She did it all. I was amazed.
So we are talking on the phone and I tell her I am going nutz living at my dad’s place paying off debts. And don’t think anything of it. She invites me over again. I am thinking well why not. Good sex not going to turn it down. So I get there this time she is already started. So I jump on in and its just as good as before. And then after she says I have a surprise for you.
She takes me down stairs and says I can have the basement at her place to live in with my daughter. No expectations, no rent. Just live there. And if I want, I can have sex with her. She only knows me from a couple txt’s, a date and one sexual encounter. WTF I said no I need to stay with my dad just a bit longer and I will have my own place.
So I decide to cool it with her and next thing I know she is following me every where I go. Emails me naked pics(very extreme). She breaks into my email an my POF account and locks them out. Tells me I need to have sex with her again to gain access back to my email. The girl is wacko. I ended up getting my stuff back. She went and got counseling. Actually I still talk with her and she is getting married very soon. LOL [/quote]
both of those are very epic, but holding your email hostage with a sex ransom is freaking insaely awesome yet creepily terrifying