I have to write a 5-8, MLA perfect, pager on Pride and Prejudice.
Kill me now!
[quote]PGA wrote:
I have to write a 5-8, MLA perfect, pager on Pride and Prejudice.
Kill me now![/quote]
Psst…wuss.
[quote]Rockscar wrote:
PGA wrote:
I have to write a 5-8, MLA perfect, pager on Pride and Prejudice.
Kill me now!
Psst…wuss.[/quote]
This is after two reaction papers on the same damn book!
I get to write a 30 page manual on weight training!!!
[quote]PGA wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
PGA wrote:
I have to write a 5-8, MLA perfect, pager on Pride and Prejudice.
Kill me now!
Psst…wuss.
This is after two reaction papers on the same damn book![/quote]
Write about my pride and your prejudice!
Should work out fine…LOL!
Five to eight pages is nothing, really. I would think a very shallow analysis of this book would easily fill five pages. Of course, if you haven’t really read the book, you’ll have problems.
I’m writing a 5 page paper on the internet and its benefits to students.
Should I include T-Nation as one of them?
Man, I hate MLA citations and shit.
They should re-instate the “I said so” clause.
Papers on Pride and Prejudice should be written by women.
Men do things like science and math.
Drop the class.
bro, no offense
but i am in high school and i have a 6 pager on virginia woolf’s The Waves due thursday…quit crying
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
Papers on Pride and Prejudice should be written by women.
Men do things like science and math.
Drop the class.
[/quote]
LMAO!
[quote]PGA wrote:
I have to write a 5-8, MLA perfect, pager on Pride and Prejudice.
Kill me now![/quote]
Don’t worry, as we speak, Jewish Frogmen (isrealite navy seals) are swimming up your toliet, and will be slitting your throat the next time you sit down to take a shit.
Seriously though, I have to write prosecution summaries for one class, I have to write a one page essay every week in another class, and I have to write a 5 page paper profiliing an important offender in another class.
Just remember PGA, colleges take all your money, make you do stupid shit, and then give you a peice of fucking paper in return. And yet people who go to college are supposed to be “smart” and “educated”
Does Austen Piss You Off?
Really, if you’ve done 2 reaction papers and have been reading the book, then 1250-2000 words is nothing.
And remember, the typical typed paper was 250 words prior to computers. With the advent of non-fixed-space fonts, you wind up typing MORE to fill the page. So type it in 12-point Courier, which will mimic the mono-spacing of an old Smith-Corona. Then you will get to your page-count faster and a teacher shouldn’t complain (especially one my age or older).
But do not make the font size larger than 12. And keep those margins MLA style!
[quote]TShaw wrote:
Does Austen Piss You Off?
Really, if you’ve done 2 reaction papers and have been reading the book, then 1250-2000 words is nothing.
And remember, the typical typed paper was 250 words prior to computers. With the advent of non-fixed-space fonts, you wind up typing MORE to fill the page. So type it in 12-point Courier, which will mimic the mono-spacing of an old Smith-Corona. Then you will get to your page-count faster and a teacher shouldn’t complain (especially one my age or older).
But do not make the font size larger than 12. And keep those margins MLA style![/quote]
Its not that its “difficult” its just a pain in the ass. Its beating a dead horse. There are only so many wasy you can write “this is a chick book.”
This teacher is a pain in the ass. Semester is over in two weeks (minue Thanksgiving week off) and she hasnt given anybody a progress grade. Nobody has received a grade on any paper. Just a bunch of corrections. Everybody thinks they’re failing. She only has negatives to say about out papers and with very little positives.
Don’t worry, I get to write multiple engineering lab reports every week that often exceed 15 pages each (some as much as 30-40 pgs). I will have carpal tunnel by the end of the semester.
I’m writing a ten page paper on the physiological effects of BSE on cattle, I’ve already written a ten page paper on composite beef breeds of cattle and i have a twenty page paper due on the methods and procedures of torture in spanish inquisiton trials…
ahh, college.
In my gen ed’s we had to write everything in MLA. I didnt think it was too bad til i started writing papers for my major in APA. half the time i couldnt remember which of the references in my bibliography i had actually read, but i sure as hell know my prof wasn’t going to check everything the author wrote in 1997.
I never thought i’d be plugging APA style writing.
[quote]john w wrote:
I’m writing a ten page paper on the physiological effects of BSE on cattle, I’ve already written a ten page paper on composite beef breeds of cattle and i have a twenty page paper due on the methods and procedures of torture in spanish inquisiton trials…
ahh, college.[/quote]
How in the hell can you write 10 pages on the composite breeds of cattle? You have English, Exotics, and their crosses.
Professors must love to wield their power. I didn’t even know ag professors could read that well.
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
Papers on Pride and Prejudice should be written by women.
Men do things like science and math.
Drop the class.
[/quote]
So writing is only for women huh? And the greatest writers in the history of the world have all been women, right?
Wait a second…
Dumb fucking comment.
[quote]john w wrote:
I’m writing a ten page paper on the physiological effects of BSE on cattle, I’ve already written a ten page paper on composite beef breeds of cattle and i have a twenty page paper due on the methods and procedures of torture in spanish inquisiton trials…
ahh, college.[/quote]
Will you please post your paper on the torturing during the spanish inquisition here on T-Nation, I bet it would be a great read.
also, please forward it to the white house, they can always use new ideas.