So I hit the gym yesterday and I immediately knew that something was amiss… I couldn’t tell exactly what it was, but my spidy sense was going crazy.
After closer inspection, I saw it: There was a bar with 40 pounds on it sitting waist-high in the squat cage. There wasn’t anyone immediately next to it, so it took a moment to identify the culprit. “What the hell is this?!”, I thought to myself as I saw him approach the bar. He walked up to the bar and then TURNED AROUND. Then, he grasped the bar behind his back. I immediately thought, “Surely, he’s just warming-up for some monster behind-the-back shrugs. - He’s going to be putting plates on that bar in a second.” But what happened next, my friends, was a crime against testosterone (brace yourselves): He began doing behind-the-back wrist curls - IN THE SQUAT RACK!
God help us all…