There's a great hands on assistant coach there that is really good with his technique. He's been known to take a special interest in beginners like yourself. His name is Sandusky and he'll show you the ropes, just don't drop the soap.
Joe is more honest and upright that you (or I) are ever likely to be. But nice fallacy linking the presumed guilt of Sandusky to any judgment on Joe. They don't teach logic at PSU? I'll have to tell my nephew that.