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Wiping Ass


#1

Hi Ladies and gents

A couple of questions that i would like to ask.

How do u people wipe your ass? Sitting or standing.
I always though wiping your ass while seated was the easiest way but all the people i have asked say the stand up to wipe?
How bout u guys?

Now the one that has me the most confused is the subject of floaters
Now my workmates sometimes leave a couple of floater's in the toilet.

Now what gets me is there is never any toilet paper on top of the shit so how do the bastards wipe their ass?

I asked them and i just got a blank stare "lol"
Do some people not even wipe their ass?

Thoughts?


#2

Maybe some people just don't wipe their asses.

TSB


#3

http://www.bathroomsurvey.com/

Don't ask.


#4

I sit my naked ass on the carpeting and skooch across the floor like a dog.


#5

WTF


#6

I have a friend in college who told me this story:
A bunch of kids were hanging out in their friend's room when they noticed a pair of underwear on the top of the pile. It had the worst racing stripe in underwear history. It wasn't even a strip, it was a horrible blob. It was the roommate of the friend's underwear. So one kid took a hockey stick and snagged the underwear and put it on the roommate's keyboard. hahahhaha


#7

Im going to direct the manufacturers of toilet paper to this disgusting survey


#8

My thoughts are that you should think about something more productive than this 'shit'.

TSB


#9

I'm so sad for you right now...


#10

From that survey:

I've never heard of that... downright oc though. Ya learn something new every day.


#11

Hey babe, I didn't write the fucking thing.


#12

hm, 65% of the people in the survey pee sitting down, but only 63% if the responders are women...


#13

sitting


#14

I love these questions.

Reason: the flush is powerful enough to suck the toilet paper down, but alas not powerful enough to pull down the floaters, which remain in the bowl -- just long enough for you to find them and be mystified as hell...

Tell your company to install toilets that flush better.


#15

Neither, I stroll over to the neighbors house with the morning paper and shit in his bushes, when I'm done I wipe with his yapping little mutt he calls a dog, something about the way the dog wiggles when I grab him by the scruff of the neck helps to knock off any larger dingle berries.


#16

I go Uni-bun i.e. sitting down and roll up on one check and proceed to cleanse.


#17

I won't touch this thread with a bargepole...


#18

Standing, not sure why, I just do. And when i'm home, the last wipe is with a baby wipe, I keep em by the TP. Makes your butt feel nice and clean.

V


#19

This does sound quite soothing. Perhaps I will try it.


#20

I ONLY use baby wipes! TP irritates my butt too much and baby wipes do make you feel clean without the friction! :slightly_smiling: