Looks like we get another awesome hurricane. It was a Cat 2, bypassed 3 and 4 overnight and jumped straight ot a Cat 5 with the lowest recorded barometric pressure ever recorded in the Atlantic (it is supposed to drop to a cat 3 by the time it touches down).
I just want everyone to look at the path. . . .slowly hanging out in the carribbean, just chilling out getting stronger and pissing me off. Then it does a tranny drop and fucking beelines to West Palm as fast as humanly possible.
Supposed to be in orlando hitting up Halloween Horror Nights. Instead (if last year is any indicator), I’ll be trying to figure out how I am going to not reek to high hell for two weeks without any electricity and how to preserve the huge stock pile of meat (beef and chicken) I bought two days ago. Anyone want to come over for a bar-b-q?