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Wicked Wisdom

I was like

“Rocky, you need to find a meal, something super sexy and sweet”

So, I just happened to be watching “Set it Off” and thought “Jesus Christ Jada Smith is HAWT!”

So then I looked her up in my black book and found her location, then appeared there

She was all like “what the fuck are you?” my reply “hungry”

the following half hour was filled with me nomming and watching sportscenter

great times had by me!!!

anyway now I can’t get her to leave me alone, like she is tryin to move in to my graveyard and and shit

i’m like “dude, look it was fun but I’m too young for all that”

so she made this song, its kinda sweet, awww

lol, but seriously her band is pretty cool