Why Your State Sucks

[quote]broyourmybro wrote:
Having the greatest percentage of your residents be cowboys fans is a far greater concern than having the lowest percentage of you high school students graduate. [/quote]

Cowboys fans—high school drop outs— Sensing a pattern here that has finally started making sense. That’s why Jerry World is so elaborate. Make it shiny and they will come.

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
There is a most sickly and a poorest health?[/quote]

I could be wrong, but I was thinking one is fat and the other gets sick[/quote]

There is a fat state too.

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
The map is all wrong. Canada is the dumbest state, not Maine.[/quote]
You’re from Maine eh?[/quote]

At least he’s not a cowboys fan.[/quote]

Haha. He probably is though. I know you are[/quote]

No, I’m something much worse. A hockey fan.

My state sucks because it will spend a quarter Trillion on a slow speed train.

^At least you don’t have an aids problem, which is news to me…

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
^At least you don’t have an aids problem, which is news to me…[/quote]

I would have thought crabs are the big problem in Maryland!

[quote]twojarslave wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
^At least you don’t have an aids problem, which is news to me…[/quote]

I would have thought crabs are the big problem in Maryland!
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One would think!

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
The map is all wrong. Canada is the dumbest state, not Maine.[/quote]

I can see how living that close to the newfies would make you think that.

I need to move to Idaho

AIDS :frowning:

WTF Wyoming, you don’t even have any pro sports teams…

Originally form NJ. Real estate taxes are brutal there. However, housing is relatively cheap. If you live near a big city, like NYC or Philly, you can make a ton of money. I’ll take the higher taxes since the wages relative to cost of living are pretty favorable.

Also, I wouldn’t have pegged the fine residents of washington as animal lovers. who knew

Am I the only one curious as to how Minnesota ended up with tornados??

[quote]twojarslave wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
^At least you don’t have an aids problem, which is news to me…[/quote]

I would have thought crabs are the big problem in Maryland!
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I love how my state’s problem is a non-issue as long as you are not a crazy bible thumper. Also, we also get crabs;Maryland gave us an SSTD

Two of my kids were born in Maine. One only lived there 3 years. I lived there much of my adult life. If they never set foot in Maine again, they will always be Mainers, but I won’t…

[quote]twojarslave wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
The map is all wrong. Canada is the dumbest state, not Maine.[/quote]
You’re from Maine eh?[/quote]

That’s a tricky question. I LIVE in Maine, but I’m FROM AWAY (Indiana). Unless you are born in Maine, the natives will raise hell if you say you are FROM MAINE, because you’re not. So I can never, ever say I"m from Maine. They’ll kick me right out if I do. Even my girlfriend, who has lived in Maine since she was a few months old, carries the stigma of being FROM AWAY.

Of course, none of them Mainahs I live with are Hooshahs like I am, so there’s that.[/quote]

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]broyourmybro wrote:
Having the greatest percentage of your residents be cowboys fans is a far greater concern than having the lowest percentage of you high school students graduate. [/quote]

Cowboys fans—high school drop outs— Sensing a pattern here that has finally started making sense. That’s why Jerry World is so elaborate. Make it shiny and they will come. [/quote]

Haha

[quote]twojarslave wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
The map is all wrong. Canada is the dumbest state, not Maine.[/quote]
You’re from Maine eh?[/quote]

At least he’s not a cowboys fan.[/quote]

Haha. He probably is though. I know you are[/quote]

No, I’m something much worse. A hockey fan.
[/quote]

Sorry Dude

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
There is a most sickly and a poorest health?[/quote]

I could be wrong, but I was thinking one is fat and the other gets sick[/quote]

There is a fat state too.[/quote]
I missed that one. So I was wrong, not the first time.

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
Considering some of these, being fat seems relatively mild. [/quote]

OK, I’m going to say that Idaho’s reason for sucking is a good thing, as having the least government influence IMO is a positive. Also, Iowa being the oldest could lend itself to meaning people live longer in Iowa, so I’ll call that good, too.

Being from VA and not riding a motorcycle, I’m good with staying home.

I’m not saying we have good drivers here, or that massholes aren’t deserving of the title… I would just prefer they called it “aggressive drivers” rather than bad.

We have our fair share of bad, which leads to the need to be aggressive, but I’d say knowing how to drive aggressively is a skill, not really a negative, in some cases.