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Why Your State Sucks


#1


Considering some of these, being fat seems relatively mild.


#2

Utah: A mormon state with the Highest Views of Porn ! Ha ! Ha ha !!
Illinois: Chicago Politics in Springfield killing the state with its BULLSHIT pensions !!


#3

By the way: WTF Washington?


#4

There is a most sickly and a poorest health?


#5

[quote]killerDIRK wrote:
Utah: A mormon state with the Highest Views of Porn ! Ha ! Ha ha !!
Illinois: Chicago Politics in Springfield killing the state with its BULLSHIT pensions !![/quote]

I thought the problem was lowest porn usage.


#6

The map is all wrong. Canada is the dumbest state, not Maine.


#7

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
The map is all wrong. Canada is the dumbest state, not Maine.[/quote]

And people think us South Americans in Mississippi. This just goes to show you that North Americans are stupider.


#8

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
There is a most sickly and a poorest health?[/quote]

I could be wrong, but I was thinking one is fat and the other gets sick


#9

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
The map is all wrong. Canada is the dumbest state, not Maine.[/quote]
You’re from Maine eh?


#10

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
The map is all wrong. Canada is the dumbest state, not Maine.[/quote]
You’re from Maine eh?[/quote]

That’s a tricky question. I LIVE in Maine, but I’m FROM AWAY (Indiana). Unless you are born in Maine, the natives will raise hell if you say you are FROM MAINE, because you’re not. So I can never, ever say I"m from Maine. They’ll kick me right out if I do. Even my girlfriend, who has lived in Maine since she was a few months old, carries the stigma of being FROM AWAY.

Of course, none of them Mainahs I live with are Hooshahs like I am, so there’s that.


#11

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
By the way: WTF Washington?[/quote]

Probably this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

I don’t think there is a known problem or even enough data for that matter to say it has a higher percentage than any other state.


#12

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
The map is all wrong. Canada is the dumbest state, not Maine.[/quote]
You’re from Maine eh?[/quote]

At least he’s not a cowboys fan.


#13

[quote]sufiandy wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
By the way: WTF Washington?[/quote]

Probably this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

I don’t think there is a known problem or even enough data for that matter to say it has a higher percentage than any other state.[/quote]

That’s because the horses in Kentucky are gentler, better lovers.


#14

[quote]sufiandy wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
By the way: WTF Washington?[/quote]

Probably this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

I don’t think there is a known problem or even enough data for that matter to say it has a higher percentage than any other state.[/quote]

Note that WA considers it a newsworthy problem when it happens. In other states its a regular occurrence that simply goes unnoticed by the press.


#15

My state sucks becuase of police brutality (@ least where I live) & weeds still not legal…also its fuckin cold


#16

[quote]twojarslave wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
The map is all wrong. Canada is the dumbest state, not Maine.[/quote]
You’re from Maine eh?[/quote]

That’s a tricky question. I LIVE in Maine, but I’m FROM AWAY (Indiana). Unless you are born in Maine, the natives will raise hell if you say you are FROM MAINE, because you’re not. So I can never, ever say I"m from Maine. They’ll kick me right out if I do. Even my girlfriend, who has lived in Maine since she was a few months old, carries the stigma of being FROM AWAY.

Of course, none of them Mainahs I live with are Hooshahs like I am, so there’s that.[/quote]

Yeah, people FROM Maine sound dumb


#17

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]sufiandy wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
By the way: WTF Washington?[/quote]

Probably this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

I don’t think there is a known problem or even enough data for that matter to say it has a higher percentage than any other state.[/quote]

Note that WA considers it a newsworthy problem when it happens. In other states its a regular occurrence that simply goes unnoticed by the press. [/quote]

Maybe that why you’re so bad at it. Not enough practice.


#18

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]twojarslave wrote:
The map is all wrong. Canada is the dumbest state, not Maine.[/quote]
You’re from Maine eh?[/quote]

At least he’s not a cowboys fan.[/quote]

Haha. He probably is though. I know you are


#19

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:

[quote]sufiandy wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
By the way: WTF Washington?[/quote]

Probably this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

I don’t think there is a known problem or even enough data for that matter to say it has a higher percentage than any other state.[/quote]

Note that WA considers it a newsworthy problem when it happens. In other states its a regular occurrence that simply goes unnoticed by the press. [/quote]

Maybe that why you’re so bad at it. Not enough practice.
[/quote]

Practice makes perfect, although we are way behind Texas and Oklahoma. I guess we better get to work and not cry about it.


#20

Having the greatest percentage of your residents be cowboys fans is a far greater concern than having the lowest percentage of you high school students graduate.