I like it when girls paint their toenails…
But I don’t like Ron Paul. Actually, I don’t like the people who support him. No, actually I don’t like the VOCAL majority of people who support him. Here’s why:
ME: “So why do you think I should vote for Ron Paul?”
RP supporter: “Man, cuz like he is a fukkin constitutionalist man!”
ME: “Do you even know what that means?”
RP supporter: “Man, like, it, uuuuuhhhhh, it like, uuuuhhhhhh, means that he is like, fucking a man, it means that he like, wants to uuuuuuuhhhhhh, follow the constitution and shit man!”
ME: “Wow… O.K. then, what about his economic policy?”
RP supporter: “Like Ron Paul is like for the gold standard man! He like wants to go on the uuuuuuhhhhhh, like the gold standard man!”
Me: “Okay… Do you even know what the gold standard is?”
RP supporter: “Man, it means that like, uuuuhhhh, fucking, uuuuhhhhh… Fucking shit man, you are in favor of the new world order you fucking chicken hawk! Like NAFTA, and CFR, and like PNAC, and NWA…”
Me: “…”
RP supporter: “Fucking shit man, open your eyes man! Ron Paul wants to give us the fucking second amendment, and he will make weed legal man, cuz like, it aint’ hurt no one man. Like fucking cigarettes kill more people man!”
Me: “Do you even know what you are talking about, or are you just parroting the same crap you see on all those stupid youtube videos?”
RP supporter: “Man, fuck you asshole! You are part of the new world order neocon war mongering illuminati 9-11 was an inside job federal reserve is a private bank skull and bones tin foil hats…”
Me: backs away slowly
RP supporter: “…haliburton mind control oil secret prisons cia assasination jfk rfk fbi…”
I think Ron Paul would be better served if he publicy denounces these people who support him, you know, the Alex Jones conspriacy kooks and the white power nazis and stuff. Cuz, like, you know, that is like, uuuuuhhhhh, fucking wrong man!