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Why Is Tom Platz Screaming at Lee Priest?


#1


Found this pretty awesome pic of Lee Priest and Tom Platz.

Big question (This is supposed to be fun): Why, oh why, would Tom Platz be screaming at Lee in that photo? Or what is he screaming?


#2

I think he backed up into the business end of a weight tree


#3

He was screaming, "YOU'RE SOOOOOO FUCKING BIG, BEEFY, JACKED, SEXY, RIPPED, RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE, AND DESIRABLE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"


#4

LOL maybe a loaded barbell on a bench press?


#5

Platz liked to vamp for the camera. Always the over-the-top guy.


#6

"Do not curl in the fucking squat rack you asshole!"


#7

Saw Priest's triceps... came immediately


#8

"No matter how big you get, you'll still only be 5'4" tall, you fucking midget."

Followed by, "in the future, I will be a car salesmen at a Jeep dealership in Scottsdale, AZ."


#9

"Lifting belt....too tight!"


#10

TOM: "Hey Lee....THAT'S NOTTA KNIFE, THIS IS A KNIFE!!"

LEE: "That doesn't really apply to this situation, Tom."

TOM: "No.....no, I suppose it doesn't. Well, maybe you should just go THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!!"

LEE: "That's even less applicable than your initial statement. I really don't know where you're going with any of this, Tom..."

TOM: "I don't either. Your arms look big though!"

LEE: "Big....beyond belief?"


#11

AAAARRRRGGGHHHH


#12

"Hey bitch with the camera, get in the fucking kitchen!"


#13

NO WIRE HANGERS!


#14

Yeah let's lift heavy weight!


#15

Considering LP is known for the arms and Platz is known for his legs, this is probably it.


#16

F.T.W.


#17

LOL