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Why Is Tom Platz Screaming at Lee Priest?


Found this pretty awesome pic of Lee Priest and Tom Platz.

Big question (This is supposed to be fun): Why, oh why, would Tom Platz be screaming at Lee in that photo? Or what is he screaming?

I think he backed up into the business end of a weight tree

He was screaming, “YOU’RE SOOOOOO FUCKING BIG, BEEFY, JACKED, SEXY, RIPPED, RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE, AND DESIRABLE MAN!!!”

[quote]biglifter wrote:
I think he backed up into the business end of a weight tree[/quote]

LOL maybe a loaded barbell on a bench press?

Platz liked to vamp for the camera. Always the over-the-top guy.

“Do not curl in the fucking squat rack you asshole!”

Saw Priest’s triceps… came immediately

“No matter how big you get, you’ll still only be 5’4” tall, you fucking midget."

Followed by, “in the future, I will be a car salesmen at a Jeep dealership in Scottsdale, AZ.”

“Lifting belt…too tight!”

TOM: “Hey Lee…THAT’S NOTTA KNIFE, THIS IS A KNIFE!!”

LEE: “That doesn’t really apply to this situation, Tom.”

TOM: “No…no, I suppose it doesn’t. Well, maybe you should just go THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!!”

LEE: “That’s even less applicable than your initial statement. I really don’t know where you’re going with any of this, Tom…”

TOM: “I don’t either. Your arms look big though!”

LEE: “Big…beyond belief?” <points to Platz’s sweater>

AAAARRRRGGGHHHH

“Hey bitch with the camera, get in the fucking kitchen!”

NO WIRE HANGERS!

Yeah let’s lift heavy weight!

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
“Do not curl in the fucking squat rack you asshole!”[/quote]

Considering LP is known for the arms and Platz is known for his legs, this is probably it.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
TOM: “Hey Lee…THAT’S NOTTA KNIFE, THIS IS A KNIFE!!”

LEE: “That doesn’t really apply to this situation, Tom.”

TOM: “No…no, I suppose it doesn’t. Well, maybe you should just go THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!!”

LEE: “That’s even less applicable than your initial statement. I really don’t know where you’re going with any of this, Tom…”

TOM: “I don’t either. Your arms look big though!”

LEE: “Big…beyond belief?” <points to Platz’s sweater>

[/quote]

F.T.W.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
TOM: “Hey Lee…THAT’S NOTTA KNIFE, THIS IS A KNIFE!!”

LEE: “That doesn’t really apply to this situation, Tom.”

TOM: “No…no, I suppose it doesn’t. Well, maybe you should just go THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!!”

LEE: “That’s even less applicable than your initial statement. I really don’t know where you’re going with any of this, Tom…”

TOM: “I don’t either. Your arms look big though!”

LEE: “Big…beyond belief?” <points to Platz’s sweater>

[/quote]

LOL