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Why I Voted Democrat

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t… See More

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they are doing because they now think we are good people.

I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt that it is unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

A bit harsh, I found this online. The Horses part is over the top, but many are very representative of the party.

I do not think the guy voted Demacrat, but I do feel the reason he voted the way he did is because he is an idiot:)

I voted Democrat because Republicans believe that government is incompetent, and when they get elected they are determined to prove it.

[quote]K2000 wrote:
I voted Democrat because Republicans believe that government is incompetent, and when they get elected they are determined to prove it.[/quote]

I would have never guessed you were old enough to vote;0

Just kidding. Actually, that is a great line. I just with I could figure how to turn it around.

This is epic post…Dem’s are idiots!

Some of that is false. Some of that is true. Most of what’s true isn’t an exclusive trait of the dems.

Other than that it has some amusement value.