T Nation

Why I Hate Joe DeFranco Article

http://www.elitefts.com/documents/why_i_hate_joe_defranco.htm

This is seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever read on a weight lifting website.

[quote]Jim: “So you guys actually do this shit here? I thought it was all a bunch of made up crap.”

Martin: (very concerned) “Are you serious? You thought that?”

Jim: “Yes.”[/quote]

LOL.

Thanks for this little gem.

Jim Wendler is hilarious. I LOL’ed at Martin’s reaction for a long time.

This is pure Gold! Anyone that hasn’t read this needs to do so!

lol great article, of course they got lost new jersey is only the hardest state to find your way around in

“Where you from?”
“Haiti.”
“Are you into all that weird Voodoo shit?”

I love the way they describe the Goffle Grille… so fucking true. But the place is goood.

[quote]On our way to the hotel to check in and get some sleep. I?ve got my Map Quest directions handy and Eric is my navigator. Somehow we end up on Martin Luther King Drive. Not good. I turn around, hoping for the best. Then I see the red cherries in my rear view mirror. Apparently, the cops have a beef with me.

They pull me out of the car and I hand them all my information.

Cops: ?I?m pulling you over for drunk driving.?

Jim: ?I haven?t had a drink.?

I hand them the Map Quest directions and they start laughing. It?s not even close. They run my license and apparently there are no warrants out for my arrest, so they let me go. In fact, they escort me out of the hood and to the hotel.[/quote]

LMFAO

[quote]JMac10 wrote:
On our way to the hotel to check in and get some sleep. I?ve got my Map Quest directions handy and Eric is my navigator. Somehow we end up on Martin Luther King Drive. Not good. I turn around, hoping for the best. Then I see the red cherries in my rear view mirror. Apparently, the cops have a beef with me.

They pull me out of the car and I hand them all my information.

Cops: ?I?m pulling you over for drunk driving.?

Jim: ?I haven?t had a drink.?

I hand them the Map Quest directions and they start laughing. It?s not even close. They run my license and apparently there are no warrants out for my arrest, so they let me go. In fact, they escort me out of the hood and to the hotel.

LMFAO[/quote]

I’ve known jim for years and he’s BOB. bordering on brilliant.

But there’s one thing he’s bad at. directions, and he’d be the first one to tell you he could get lost on the way home from work.

Throw him in Jersey, and well, things happen.

that was awsome. thanks for posting that.

That was hilarious!

preciate the link rrjc

You guys should be reading EliteFTS every Friday in any event.

Also Dave Tate and Jim Wendler keep “training logs,” - which are more like blogs. They are hilarious.

[quote]CaliforniaLaw wrote:
You guys should be reading EliteFTS every Friday in any event.

Also Dave Tate and Jim Wendler keep “training logs,” - which are more like blogs. They are hilarious. [/quote]

Wendler’s “Advanced Lifter Series” was great.

[quote]malonetd wrote:
CaliforniaLaw wrote:
You guys should be reading EliteFTS every Friday in any event.

Also Dave Tate and Jim Wendler keep “training logs,” - which are more like blogs. They are hilarious.

Wendler’s “Advanced Lifter Series” was great.[/quote]

Link…

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
malonetd wrote:
CaliforniaLaw wrote:
You guys should be reading EliteFTS every Friday in any event.

Also Dave Tate and Jim Wendler keep “training logs,” - which are more like blogs. They are hilarious.

Wendler’s “Advanced Lifter Series” was great.

Link…[/quote]

It’s in his workout log.
http://asp.elitefts.com/qa/default.asp?tid=63&__N=Jim%20Wendler
It’s just a small, multi-part series added to his log starting on 2/23.

Read that article on Friday and was laughing the whole fukin’ time. Great stuff.

How to know if you are an advanced lifter, Part 3

Read the following and give the best possible answer.

You are given an anonymous questionnaire at your work place. One of the questions asks, "Do you presently use drugs? You respond:

A) No and make sure the guy next to you knows that. Then be quick to point out that you don’t even dabble in creatine. You take out your “Lifetime Drugfree Card” and pass it around the room.

B) No, but you are soooo close to getting your hands on some test and d-bol. You are a little nervous but think that the cycle will be well worth it. You make a mental note to yourself to re-read the latest Anabolics book and do some more research. You want so bad to check the “yes” box.

C) No. And you will be damned if you are going to let some weed or coke screw up your test, anadrol, fina and halotestin cycle that you’ve been running since 1999. Damn hippies are ruining this country with their excessive drug use.

It’s always good to hear someone else’s perspective on Jersey, especially when it is their first time and even more so when they make it to the garden state plaza which anyone from here knows is only called the plaza, garden state, or the mall.