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Why I Blow Dry My Nutsac

So as to not hijack the thread about strange gym goers I shall explain here.

A common skin virus called Molloscum Contagiosum is commonly passed by poorly laundered towels in gyms and hotels. It is often that wrestlers get this on their face from the mats as well.

Why should I care? Because I got it from a gym. Until I saw a doctor I thought I had frickin genital warts, I wasn’t pleased. Alas, it went away and the only thing that cured it was keeping my package completely bone dry. With a hairdryer.

So if you don’t like it… I don’t really care actually. I hope you bastards never get it.

[quote]beebuddy wrote:
So as to not hijack the thread about strange gym goers I shall explain here.

A common skin virus called Molloscum Contagiosum is commonly passed by poorly laundered towels in gyms and hotels. It is often that wrestlers get this on their face from the mats as well.

Why should I care? Because I got it from a gym. Until I saw a doctor I thought I had frickin genital warts, I wasn’t pleased. Alas, it went away and the only thing that cured it was keeping my package completely bone dry. With a hairdryer.

So if you don’t like it… I don’t really care actually. I hope you bastards never get it.[/quote]

OR you could bring your own damn towel to the freaking gym.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
So as to not hijack the thread about strange gym goers I shall explain here.

A common skin virus called Molloscum Contagiosum is commonly passed by poorly laundered towels in gyms and hotels. It is often that wrestlers get this on their face from the mats as well.

Why should I care? Because I got it from a gym. Until I saw a doctor I thought I had frickin genital warts, I wasn’t pleased. Alas, it went away and the only thing that cured it was keeping my package completely bone dry. With a hairdryer.

So if you don’t like it… I don’t really care actually. I hope you bastards never get it.

OR you could bring your own damn towel to the freaking gym. [/quote]

Good point. But I still keep my balls dry. It’s good hygeine my friend.

And I mean BONE dry. The towel doesn’t quite do it.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

OR you could bring your own damn towel to the freaking gym. [/quote]

yeah but you can get that shit from a dirty shower too!

I got it two years ago in Germany and had to scrape every little one of those fuckers off with a scalpel (thank God there were none on my balls! It was just on my legs). I did that because the doctor told me an average case can last a few months to a few years! until your body naturally gets rid of it.

[quote]beebuddy wrote:
Alas, it went away and the only thing that cured it was keeping my package completely bone dry. With a hairdryer.[/quote]

I did that until I bumped myself with the front grill of the hairdryer. It burned four perfectly parallel lines on the head of my penis. It stung a good bit, but at least it healed quickly.

It’s been towels only ever since.

I understand the whole hygiene excuse (sort of) but it’s WRONG to do it at a public gym. And if you have to ask why it’s WRONG you’ve got more problems than just catching some skin disease.

I have walked into a gym restroom before and seen a guy drying his nuts with a hand-dryer. The hand-dryer has a nozzle that can be swiveled (why!?!) and this dude was straddling the dryer with one leg up on the sink. Now tell me that’s not WRONG.

You learn something nude every day.

beebuddy, now that “free towel” part of my gym membership doesn’t look like such a good idea.

Reason number 3478# why I’m setting up my own garage gym this summer…

I…don’t know what to say. I just lol’d, though.

You go to my gym, don’t you, you fucker? YOU’RE the one I’ve been talking about, who stands there buck naked with one foot up on the bench blow-drying his jewels!

For the love of all that is holy, do that shit at home!!!

[quote]beebuddy wrote:
So as to not hijack the thread about strange gym goers I shall explain here.

A common skin virus called Molloscum Contagiosum is commonly passed by poorly laundered towels in gyms and hotels. It is often that wrestlers get this on their face from the mats as well.

Why should I care? Because I got it from a gym. Until I saw a doctor I thought I had frickin genital warts, I wasn’t pleased. Alas, it went away and the only thing that cured it was keeping my package completely bone dry. With a hairdryer.

So if you don’t like it… I don’t really care actually. I hope you bastards never get it.[/quote]

[quote]fleshrave wrote:
beebuddy wrote:
Alas, it went away and the only thing that cured it was keeping my package completely bone dry. With a hairdryer.

I did that until I bumped myself with the front grill of the hairdryer. It burned four perfectly parallel lines on the head of my penis. It stung a good bit, but at least it healed quickly.

It’s been towels only ever since.[/quote]

A little lower or (higher) and you could of have a ballpark frank, grill marks and all.

I hope you’re still able to have kids after that repeated inferno you put them through.

Your nuts are on the outside of your body for a reason.

Clearly they’re there to blow dry and proudly display, PGA.

[quote]beebuddy wrote:
Good point. But I still keep my balls dry. It’s good hygeine my friend.[/quote]

Get a little talcum…
Borrow it from Malcum.
Wango Tango by Ted Nugent

Whatever you do, get your warty sack away from the hair driers!

Freshman year my buddy walked in on his roommate blowdrying his sack with my buddy’s hair dryer.

I said it serves him right for even owning a hair dryer.

Just grow some bigger thighs, which rub together irratatingly. You’ll be using so much Goldbond Medicated Powder between them, that your crotch will benefit from the drying effect as well.

This doesn’t sound like anything a soothing handful of talc cant take care of.
Aaahh.

LOL @ this thread.

the whole idea of using a blow dryer to dry your nutsack is just hilarious. how much time do you spend in the shower, that allows your nuts to absorb enough water to even get the idea of using an electric hair dryer to dry them?

[quote]Gregatron wrote:
The hand-dryer has a nozzle that can be swiveled (why!?!) [/quote]

The nozzle swivels upward so that you can blow dry your hair. (at least that is the only thing I have seen a woman doing)