So, there I was, comfortably in dreamland:
DB : Oh yeah, Sic, work those boots all over my back. A little lower.
Sic: Yes master.
DB: Meesus Push, you have been a trooper on that pole. Take a break and come over here and give me some sugar.
MP: Yes master.
DB: OG, you look cold. Come, warm up by my side.
OG: Yes master.
DB: Wtf? JillyBop, are you backing up that damn Zamboni again? Get off the ice and join the fun.
JB: Master, it isnï¿½??t me, but I will be right there.
DB: WTF is beeping? Ladies, keep working, it will come back.
DB: Huh? Wha?
Mrs Dollar: Something is beeping. Can you go see what it is?
DB: Damnit! Ok. [back to sleep].
Mrs Dollar: [foot in my back] Find out whatï¿½??s beeping.
So, I get up and have to wander around the house at 3:30 am, listening for the beep. It ends up being a dead battery in one of the remote window sensors in the alarm system. It then took me 45 minutes to get back to sleep.
My complaint is why does this always happen in the middle of the night??? Why the hell canï¿½??t batteries expire during the day? Does this happen to everyone?