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Why Didn't Darth Vader Know...

… that Lando was going to betray him? I mean, shouldn’t he have “felt” it?

Instead of using the force that day, he read his horoscope in the Cloud City Gazette and went with it.

Force > Astrology

Vader is out drinking with some chicks dressed like Slave Leia. I’m sure he’ll be able to answer your question in detail once he returns.

I am assuming it had something to do with the roofies.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Vader is out drinking with some chicks dressed like Slave Leia. I’m sure he’ll be able to answer your question in detail once he returns.

I am assuming it had something to do with the roofies.[/quote]

You’d think he wouldn’t absorb enough through his fingertips to cause any damage, but I’m not a pharmacist.

Does anyone else see anything wrong with Vader banging drugged-unconscious chicks dressed as his daughter?

[quote]ElbowStrike wrote:
Does anyone else see anything wrong with Vader banging drugged-unconscious chicks dressed as his daughter?[/quote]

He isn’t banging them (um, I’m assuming here), and he’s the one being roofied, anyway.

P.S. I don’t really know what they’re wearing. :stuck_out_tongue:

Vader did know, he just didn’t give a shit.

Cause he was going this bullshit all day after taking too much acid