Why All the Ass Kissing?

Shesh you could have summed it up simply as:

  • I dislike women showing off what they built

  • My woman beats all other women but i’m not going to prove it nananananana

  • I dislike SAMA intensely but i keep going there to fuel my anger to post this rant


In other words, if you don’t like what goes on in SAMA don’t GO THERE.

I don’t go there, TC doesn’t go there LOL he is to afraid to click on it !

Like going to the Doctor saying

“It hurts when i do this”

“Dont do that then”

Q.E.D.

[quote]3hitter wrote:
This is long. Either read it all or move the fuck on. I could careless one way or the other.

/start rant

This is TESTOSTRONE nation right? Then why do so many men KISS ASS for pictures of the girls? I have to admit: when I first joined (unfortunately in 2009) I fell into the same trap. (this is where someone points out all of the posts where I complimented a woman.) SURE, GUILTY AS CHARGED. It was kind of a wolf pack mentality. You know, new to the pack and playing along to feel comfortable. Than thank god I fell and bumped my head and came to my senses.

Fortunately, I get to wake up next to a woman who at 44 could out work 98% of the men around here in the gym and has built a body to die for. Oh wait, let me post her on wives and girlfriends. Not. You guys are fools. They are not a trophy to put on display so that you can have your ego stroked.

Sure I like to have a beautiful woman on my arm, but news flash…I was just as proud to have her there after the kids were born and she was over weight and out of shape. How about throwing up some of those pictures?

Isn’t testosterone all about being male and who gives a flyin’ fuck if a girl pays attention to you or not? Am I wrong? Is it about who can collect the most pictures? Like trading cards when you were still pissing your pants? At least with those you got some god damn bubble gum. Oh, oh, send me pictures of your tits. Oh, oh, send me pictures of your…Who gives a fuck.

Jesus Christ man, try to get both of your testicles to descend and build some fucking muscle. That’s why you came here right? Read, learn, try something different, and see if it works for you? Pick an article apart and see what you can incorporate. What works for you and what you can disregard?

Granted, some of the women around here bust their ass and have excellent muscular development, strength, and are always trying to set impressive PRs. They should be recognized for their accomplishments. Props to those women, they know who they are.

Shit man, anyone that came to this site to simply show off is nothing but an attention whore. Everyone wants to give Jack Urboady shit for posting to much? At least he’s fucking funny. There is nothing wrong with progress pictures. There should be progress pictures for those that feel the need, but shit post just to post because you’re not getting enough attention off the internet.

Seriously? Ever stop to wonder why it’s always the same hand full of women who post pictures? For Christ sake, four fucking pages in SAMA.

Donâ??t read into this, what isn’t there. That seems to be popular on the internet. For the most part SAMA is great. It’s an excellent bonding atmosphere. But four fucking pages of the same women looking to get their egos stroked. How about instead we try four fucking pages sincerely helping some newbie fine tune a program. They come here for help and get chastised. Answer the kids question with helpful advice or STFU.

I thought it was all fun and games until the D**K picture thread went up. That was just too messed up and handled poorly by both parties. Although the sender at least owned up and took his lumps. Good for you.

Before someone else says it, allow me steal your thunder…
“This post is useless without pictures.”

Have a nice day and fuck you.

/end rant
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Syntax fail. Wrong use of the forward slash in the beginning.

[quote]AlisaV wrote:
Okay, as one of those “attention whore” women I think I ought to respond.

I am not just in it to show off. I am trying to accomplish things here, and I’m quite aware of what a long way I have to go.

The SAMA business is light-hearted, and I was under the impression that a lot of people around here enjoyed it. I think it’s pretty harmless fun. I know what you mean about compliment-seeking, and there are times when I’m ashamed of that inclination in myself, but to some degree it’s human nature. We all like to be rewarded for the work we do.[/quote]

He is a lone voice. The VAST majority of men on this site appreciate what you guys post.

Jereth: I agree.

Alisa: Thank you for understanding human nature and putting up the pictures, they’re beautiful.

SmallToBig: Exactly.

OP: Pics or it didn’t happen.

Anyone complaining about too much T & A on the internet needs to get the fuck off of this site.

I think the OP needs his diapers changed.

I love the flamage going on in this thread … OP: post another asinine rant so we can get some more hilarious pics and insults

I’ll just add my fall back whenever someone complains about something of no particular consequence to anything: If you don’t like it, don’t click on it … stick to what doesn’t piss you off and you’ll be pissed off less, it’s pretty damn simple if you ask me. You don’t have to read every thread on this site, you can choose the ones you want to, and if they’re not agreeable to your tastes or beliefs you don’t have to click on it again. Ever. It’s pretty nifty if you ask me.

So your wife got mad at you for looking didn’t she? Does she get mad when you look at porn too?

Oh god that time spent typing this reply could have been spent breaking down a recent article, my training is fucked.

I think the OP was expecting us to rally behind him/her or something, I’ve noticed a lack of feedback/rant.

cliff notes?

In reality the OP is a fat woman who is jealous of the pics posted by the females on here.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
What a bitch. Go have your period on the crossfit site douche.[/quote]

LOL

[quote]AlisaV wrote:
Okay, as one of those “attention whore” women I think I ought to respond.

I am not just in it to show off. I am trying to accomplish things here, and I’m quite aware of what a long way I have to go.

The SAMA business is light-hearted, and I was under the impression that a lot of people around here enjoyed it. I think it’s pretty harmless fun. I know what you mean about compliment-seeking, and there are times when I’m ashamed of that inclination in myself, but to some degree it’s human nature. We all like to be rewarded for the work we do.[/quote]

I hear ya Alisa.

I’m self-aware enough to admit that I post to make myself feel good. It’s a symbiotic relationship; guys get pics and girls get their ego stroked. I don’t think it was ever presented as anything more than that.

Unfortunately for the guys, girls are not as visually stimulated so it is tough (at least for me) to get all hot and bothered about pics. If the guys around here were to start a Penthouse forum type thread I bet it would get a lot of traffic from the ladies. Seriously, romance novels are a huge seller. Cowboy69 might be a bit crass at times, but his posts definitely get things warm and tingly in the right places. But that could just be me.

Wow. Did I just invite everyone to flood my in-box with dirty stories? Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to post any and all that I receive along with a critique on writing style and how long it took me to get off.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Kiss more ass = more ass pics. Simple equation. Men kiss Women’s ass in real life and the same thing happens on the internet.

Men want Sex. Women want Attention. Men Give Attention to Women. And in return, Women give Sex to Men.

Internet version: Men want Boob pics. Women want Compliments and Attention. Men give Compliments and Attention. And in return, Women give Boob pics.

That’s life in the SAMA forums. If you don’t like it, leave. Politics and World issues needs all the members it can get.

Edit And I don’t even read the first full paragraph of your post. Shorten your shit up. My attention span can’t handle that crap unless there’s Tits involved.
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Wol, I am disappointed man, I was expecting a “Wall of Text” comment.

[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
Cowboy69 might be a bit crass at times, but his posts definitely get things warm and tingly in the right places. But that could just be me.

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You are out of your mind.

Yes, it is just you.

[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
AlisaV wrote:
Okay, as one of those “attention whore” women I think I ought to respond.

I am not just in it to show off. I am trying to accomplish things here, and I’m quite aware of what a long way I have to go.

The SAMA business is light-hearted, and I was under the impression that a lot of people around here enjoyed it. I think it’s pretty harmless fun. I know what you mean about compliment-seeking, and there are times when I’m ashamed of that inclination in myself, but to some degree it’s human nature. We all like to be rewarded for the work we do.

I hear ya Alisa.

I’m self-aware enough to admit that I post to make myself feel good. It’s a symbiotic relationship; guys get pics and girls get their ego stroked. I don’t think it was ever presented as anything more than that.

Unfortunately for the guys, girls are not as visually stimulated so it is tough (at least for me) to get all hot and bothered about pics. If the guys around here were to start a Penthouse forum type thread I bet it would get a lot of traffic from the ladies. Seriously, romance novels are a huge seller. Cowboy69 might be a bit crass at times, but his posts definitely get things warm and tingly in the right places. But that could just be me.

Wow. Did I just invite everyone to flood my in-box with dirty stories? Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to post any and all that I receive along with a critique on writing style and how long it took me to get off.[/quote]

Does this work for you?

[quote]
It’s a symbiotic relationship; guys get pics and girls get their ego stroked. .[/quote]

I agree for the most part Smiling with the exception of using the word symbiotic which denotes dependence. I’d say a mutually beneficial relationship.

Cheers

D

Alright, the OP left.

/thread

Back to SAMA and the T-Vixen thread!

OP - You are making assumptions from the particular to the general. SAMA is a PART of T-Nation, it does not in any way represent the site or the membership as a whole. It is One of MANY parts. Personally I don’t even open more than HALF of the Forums available here. They don’t resonate with me (I’m not an olympic lifter or participate in strongman competitions, etc…) So I don’t go there.

I would invite you to do the same. Or lurk. Or just don’t click the threads that don’t interest you, such as threads with pics of T-Vixens (personally, I LUV observing the progress of the ladies, but to each his own)

Just don’t get so upset about it - THAT is about as unmanly as it gets and flys in the face of everything T-Nation represents… Especially after you participated in said behavior…

I smell what you’re stepping in.

I told the OP to swallow a pistol and no one got mad or ragged on me…I love you T-Nation