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Who's the Next Celebrity to 'Go'

Well after this weeks ‘tragic loss’ of Anna Nicole Smith, who do you think is the next young female celebrity to tap out early?

My top contenders…in no order of succession are.

Britney Spears
Nicole Ritchie
Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton

Discuss and cast your vote.

I think the Britney thing is a slim to none chance.

The only one that i think is slightly possible is Nicole, possible because of the health problems associated with her eating disorder, possible going the way of Karen Carpenter.

Of course Paris could always get gonorrhea, rot away like Capone.

–JB

I would also cast a vote for Daniel Baldwin, serious drug problems.

–JB

Which one of the Olsens keeps going to rehab? She gets my vote.

Whitney Houston?

Courtney love?

Oh, what about Rush Limbaugh? Overweight and Oxy Coton seems like a bad mix.

China

Stallone.

After the filming of Rocky #438 his body just couldn’t take anymore and gave out.

Danny Devito

Elizabeth Taylor
followed shortly by her attempted look-alike
Michael Jackson

Tom Cruise if we’re lucky.

Isn’t it wrong to hope, wish, or plan on who’s going to die next? These are humans beings right? These are people who should be treated with respect…

Just kiddin’…my vote: Rosie O’Donnel.

[quote]lostinthought wrote:

Just kiddin’.[/quote]

Whew. Just in case someone actually feels that way though.
http://www.T-Nation.com/findArticle.do?article=05-072-feature

It isn’t new around here.

Whoever it is, it better not be Jessica Alba…

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Whoever it is, it better not be Jessica Alba…[/quote]

Amen.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Whoever it is, it better not be Jessica Alba…[/quote]

On the other hand, she wouldn’t say “no” that way. Let’s face it, you ain’t getting that with a pulse.

[quote]Petedacook wrote:

Courtney love?
[/quote]

she appears to be invincible

[quote]etaco wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Whoever it is, it better not be Jessica Alba…

On the other hand, she wouldn’t say “no” that way. Let’s face it, you ain’t getting that with a pulse.[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

…touche.

To those of you who want to make it interesting…

http://www.youbettheirlife.com/

[quote]superhero#1 wrote:
Petedacook wrote:

Courtney love?

she appears to be invincible[/quote]

Yeah…She and Keith Richards can’t be killed by conventional weapons.