I do believe Teflon is in order.
Introducing NEW Teflon Butt Plugs.
Have you ever been in the raping proximity of a homosexual? Have you ever dropped the soap and said, "aw shit, here it comes" in fear of your escaping manhood? Well, the Teflon Butt Plug is for you!
"Yes, I was a roommate of Dan Fouts and I thought my ass would never recover from repeated gluteal insult. Thanks TBP!!"