Who's Ever Been Robbed?

When I was 14, our house got robbed. They didn’t get away with anything because my step dad came home early that day and chased them off.

When I was 18, my apartment got robbed. I was living with my brother. We got cleaned the fuck out. They took everything, including our comic book collection that we spent 7+ years on. We both cried, I remember hugging my brother just bawling. We put so much work into that collection, it was absolutely heart-breaking. We had so much in that collection. We had every Punisher book in there, and Lobo, the Crow, the McFarlane Spiderman series, an Amazing Spiderman signed by Eric Larsen… Fuck we has so many great books just a bunch of really awesome stuff.

Fucking shit sucked. I’m still not over it. I wish for nothing more than to find those assholes and torture them slowly.

while i was at my first gym i had my ipod wallet and cell phone stolen, I didnt lock it up because i new every1 in the gym and basically didnt think any1 would still it. WOrst thing is i know who did it and i have nevr seen him again.

I was ripped off by an ex roommate. In a nut shell my other roomie had rented a car. He let the third drive it. He wrecked it. Abandoned the car, came back grabbed his stuff and ours.

Never really knew the guy, he was a friend of the other roommate.

But I’m really hoping to see him again one day. He took a ring that had personal value, checked the pawn shops couldn’t find it. Yeah, I’m really hoping to see him again.

Sorry to Hijack the thread but; has anyone ever robbed a person or store and gotten away with it?

i got robbed a couple times. one time i was selling weed to some kid and when i go to meet him hes there with like at least 10 people, it was like $40 worth of weed. anyway, the kid hit me twice and didnt even phase me but i wasnt looking to fight those 10 people so i just handed over the weed. didnt even leave a bruise, pussy.

i also robbed someone else for $400 worth of weed.

huzzah

another time me and this kid went into Boston, i have no fucking clue where we were, somewhere on the South End i think cause we went to Castlegate. anyway, we had the bright idea to go out trying to rob people. we also met some kid on the train ride who came with us. i thought the guy i was with knew him, the guy i was with thought he knew me, turns out neither of us did but he came along anyway. the kid i initially came with ended up being a pussy though cause while we were in Castlegate we walked through these basketball courts and i was like fuck it lets just rob these people so im all drunk and stupid like, i think yall are playing ball on the wrong court and then the kid im with is like nah nah i dont want you robbin anyone from my hood. so im like whatever, and we left.

next thing i know im running through some alley because we’re looking for someone that we wanted to rob or something, but all i know is i was running and tripped over some shit.

we musta ended up in the theatre district/chinatown cause next thing i know theres all these hookers out. then idk where the fuck we were but it musta been where all the clubs are cause theres just a shit ton of people outside all getting food from one of those places that just sells food out the front. turns out that kid we met on the train’s cousin was there or someshit and wa asking us some shit idk what he was talking about because A) i was drunk B) he was wicked vague but i think it had to do with drugs or something. anyway we didnt rob anyone but we did have a pretty crazy night anyway.

a couple other times wed just be drunk and bored and walk down the streets checking for unlocked car doors and just open and see what we could find. it was stupid shit but i was an aimless kid back then. i think i managed to pull all the dumbest shit of my life all in one year.

About twenty-six years ago, give or take a year, I was held up at gun-point while walking home from work late in the evening.

At that time, I was in the habit of wearing a wallet attached to my belt. I happened to have no cash in the wallet at the time, so I started to take my belt off so I could give the robber the wallet. He snatched the wallet away from me and ran. I did not yet have any credit cards at that time. My driver’s license and everything else (I don’t remember exactly what) fell out of the wallet when he ran, perhaps because of the uneven jerk when the chain broke. So all I lost was the wallet, and a bad habit of taking a short cut through the wrong area at night.

I was lucky.

Twice two Fridays in a row a couple of months back.

He did a bit of damage to the house getting in.

Stolen:

  • about $300 worth of lego bionicles.

We know the kid who did it. He’s about 11 years old so the police can’t take his prints to prove it.

About a year ago he stole large backyard toys from my boys sandpit, about $300 worth, and destroyed them with an axe in his driveway. We informed his mum and banned him from being on our property, but it’s a shortcut between his mum’s and his dad’s homes, so he still tries to sneak through when we’re not home.

The police have been to his house and spoken with his mum, but didn’t make an accusation. They just made it known they were looking for the culperate.

I wish I could have been there when they visited, apparently the look on the kids face when he answered the door was priceless.

Also, because it happened two Fridays in a row, the solution the police offered was that I take a Friday off work and just lay low in the house. It was very appealing, but they visited his house before I got the chance.

Never had anything stolen really… I live close to the ghetto at OSU so I’m hoping to graduate and get the fuck outta that shit hole.

I wonder what they would take in my room though. I have:

some old clothes
a wooden desk
a bed
a box of Biotest products

and some odds and ends that only really have value to me, like pages of quotes i’ve printed off, books, cool pictures

I’m a bit of a minimalist.

Been robbed 5 times in different ways.

First time speakers got stolen out of garage. (window break in)

Second time laptop and expensive shit got stolen from apartment (window break in).

Third time I got smart and started taking all my expensive stuff with me when I left so only A BOWL OF CHANGE got stolen. (ac unit pulled out of window)

Fourth time, I was sellin’ green in high school (who didn’t at some point) and got confronted by 2 dudes. Luckily I made off with a trade for a pair of stolen adidas shoes for a dub of reggie.

Fifth time, I got robbed buying weed while taking a shortcut home through the trap.

Usually it’s somebody who knows you that takes your shit.

Moral of the story: Watch your ass and listen to your gut instinct. Also, choose your friends wisely.

My house got robbed on Christmas day a few years ago. Definitely the most angry I have ever gotten in my life.

People often picture themselves handling being held at gun/knife point like Steven Seagal would…making some smart-ass comment and then executing an Aikido heaven and earth spinning crane throw on their assailant. Umm, no. Not most civilians, anyway.

When someone has a knife pointed at you, you get tunnel vision and the adrenal dump is so intense that you’re trying to keep your feces from, umm, dumping into your jeans.

I got held at knife-point when I was 16 by two thugs. Honestly don’t remember a single thing about their faces or what they were wearing

Another ex-South African here.

I used to be store manager for 7-11 and got robbed at gun point a few times.

I also found myself in the middle of a car-jacking outside my work. There was an exchange of gunfire, I’m still here :wink:

My earliest memory was from when I was about 3 y/o. My dad had stopped at an ATM and had left my sister (5 y/o) and I in the car a few feet away. All of a sudden the door on my sister’s side of the car opened and some guy undid her seatbelt and started taking her out of the car. Neither one of us said anything, it seemed unreal. Luckily my dad turned around and saw what was happening. Now my he is not a big man,(5’10, and a soft 180lb) but he grabbed the dude, slammed him on the hood of the car and punched him in the face 4-5 times. I can still hear the sound his head made as it bounced off the car. As we drove away my dad looked back and said “don’t tell your mother!” Strange thing is that we didn’t say anything to eachother or my mother for about 15 years.

Good times.

Do any of the other SA ex-pats feel that life seems a bit boring in a sick kind of way now that you’ve left?

Wow what a perfect thread to post in. I was leaving a party just thinking about how glad I am to have a DD and guess what, someone stole his car! So after a great walk home I remembered this thread and there ya go

4 times… 2 home, 2 car.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
I got robbed on board an Amtrak train, the Empire Builder, rumbling westbound across Minnesota at night about six years ago.

Was in the dining car eating supper when the man who had been sitting behind me all the way from Buffalo approached and warned me that a guy had sat in my seat after I left to go eat. He told me the guy grabbed my cell phone I had left plugged in to charge in the AC outlet next to the seat, called his ma and yapped for a good 15 minutes or so. Then he took off. The guy that warned me had not seen the thief’s face.

I rushed back to my seat and found my cell phone and laptop computer were missing. We were in the next to last car on the train and I was told the guy had headed to the rear. I went to the next car with the guy who had reported the theft to me in tow and started checking everyone out, asking questions and looking into the eyes of every single male in the car.

When I asked out loud if anyone had seen anyone else talking on a cell phone in the last few minutes, someone pointed to this one guy cowering in his seat. I asked if he had a phone. He said he didn’t. Another passenger reaffirmed he had just seen the guy talking on a cell phone so I realized the little snake was lying.

Went and got the conductor who suggested the three of us go downstairs to the lavatory area so as not to make a scene. The guy was a nervous wreck and I could tell he was lying. I wanted to knock his block off and bloody his nose but the conductor warned me to take it easy as he was going to make an unscheduled stop to allow the police on board.

I went upstairs and searched the car. Found my laptop along with an identifying bottle of prescription pills stuffed in the guy’s back pack under another seat. Went back down and told the guy I’d found my computer in his back pack and knew it was his back pack because the pill bottle had his name on it. Asked again where my phone was. He continued to lie and say he knew nothing about what I was talking about.

I was hot. As the train started to brake toward the stop, I whispered in his ear encouraging him to make a run for it when the train doors opened. I wanted him to run so I could chase him down and thump on him.

As it turned out, when the door opened the sheriff deputies were standing right there to arrest him and he couldn’t/wouldn’t run. Shucks.

The conductor searched the lavatory and found my phone in the trash bin and presented it to me. Apparently, the conductor had allowed the guy to use the lav while I was upstairs searching for my computer and the guy had pulled the phone out of his pocket and threw it away.

Cops hauled him away and the train rumbled on.

Two days later after I had arrived home in Montana, I received a phone call on my cell phone from an elderly woman in Seattle who asked me if I knew her son, Bob, and why he might have not got off the train in Seattle when she showed up to pick him up. She called the number (mine) on her caller ID looking for her boy. I told Ma that her son was sitting in a Minnesota jail.

She apologized and said Bob had just been released from prison in Michigan and the dear old wayward son “who has always been in trouble” was on his way to see her in Seattle. Oh well. I did feel bad for the woman.

The Minnesota district attorney called me a day or two later and said the guy had plead not guilty in his preliminary hearing and asked if I would be willing to travel back to MN to testify in the trial. I said “Of course.”

When the defense attorney and Bob found out I was willing to return and testify, he changed his plea to guilty so there was no trial.

She, the D.A. also told me the pills I had found in his back pack were to treat his AIDS condition. At that point I was pleased I had not popped him in the nose down by the lavatory in the train and sprayed blood all over me.[/quote]

Cool story!

Had a gun pulled on me once (in the UK). Was working in a bar and one of the classy patrons took exception to the football (soccer) team I supported and pulled a gun on me.

Crazy thing was, the guy was a fan of the same team as me. I had just got back from a match and was working the evening shift. He was wearing the team shirt, so I asked him if he had been to the match. He freaked out, and started sounding off that I wasn’t a proper fan because I hadn’t suffered for the team.

Turns out, a couple of weeks before, there was the derby between Man City and Man United. He had been grabbed by Man U fans and had paint stripper poured over him, he had pretty bad burns over his face and arms, this had obviously flipped him over the edge and he was now a total nutjob, hence pulling a gun on me.

I dived into the kitchen (behind the bar) and put a call into the manager on the intercom to get him to call the police. By the time they turned up, the guy had legged it and as far as I know, they never found the guy.

Manchester was a pretty exciting place to be a student…

I had my credit card company call me once asking about a suspicious purchase thinking it was someone stealing my ID.

but it was just me buying some porn :slight_smile:

someone also hacked into my ebay account and sold a snowmobile…lol

Oh and my car got broken into.

I stayed up late to watch the next 2 nights with my paint ball gun.

watch out!