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Whoa, the elusive Tim Patterson


#1

I just happened to glance down at the bottom of the screen and noticed the elusive Mr. Patterson was online. I've never seen that before, I hope he's enjoying the read.

STU


#2

Probably just couldn't believe the stories about the stinky vagina and dinky dicks threads and had to come see for himself.


#3

I've seen him on before but not for this long in the middle of the day. Why you here Tim? What are you up to?


#4

Yeah I saw him on once before too. We'll catch that bugger one of these days!!! :wink:


#5

I'm amazed you saw him at all.

He's a ninja.


#6

Hey Tim,

Whats up?

Anything new and exciting at t-mag or Biotest?


#7

Tim Patterson doesn't exist. I made him up. Really.


#8

You made him up? Is he a puppet? Where do you put your hand.... uh, never mind.


#9

Tim Patterson is a ninja? Maybe that explains why I love him with every part of my body, including my pee-pee.


#10

uuuummmm. . .yeah.. . .ok
Is that one of those secret ninja powers you don't hear much about


#11

I've seen him online multiple times. It's nothing special.


#12

Don't listen to him Tim, You are special. In a good way. Not in a took the short bus to school sort of way.


#13

I see him on here all time time.