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Who Would You Nominate President?

[quote]Damici wrote:
Velvet Revolver wrote:
Rudolph Gulianni, and Im to lazy to look up the correct spelling so fuck off.

I second that (loudly).[/quote]

I love’em, but that lisp would drive me insane.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
I’m putting together a steering committee to see if there is actually enough support out there to make it worth a run at the office.

I think I will be fairly strong in the South, and among the really, really hot female cheerleader segment, but I don’t know if that would be enough to win the election.

Vegita has the ‘addicted to internet porn’ market cornered, and that might be enough to win the election right there. [/quote]

hahaha. Well stated.

Alive or dead?

Dead- Zombie Ghengis Kahn for pres with Zombie Gregory Peck as VP (may they both rest in peace)

Alive- Christopher Walken for pres with Jay Z as vp

[quote]vroom wrote:
Would this president actually have to do anything or say anything?

That might effect who I’d want to nominate…[/quote]

I’d say NO, (going off of reality anyway).

[quote]reddog6376 wrote:
Ted Nugent[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHA

[quote]thabigdon24 wrote:
I nominate nate dogg cause he would make the presidency cool again. I could see him doing some damage like bubba clinton.[/quote]

Shaggy from Scooby Doo is the clear choice. He acts like he’s afraid, but he always faces up to those fears and saves the day. He’d buy into the ‘amber alert, now red alert, now amber again’ crap at first, then expose it for the sham it is (probably some guy in a ghost outfit). Then he’d eat a huge sandwich and all would be well.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
And I hate to break it to you, but because of the conversion rates, your IQ in Canada is only about 53, or 54 here in the states. [/quote]

So? Bush has to be in the low thirties and he’s President. The POTUS can be a DOOFUS.

I think we need another actor in the oval office.

Christopher Walken for president.

www.walken2008.com

Jeb

[quote]pookie wrote:
rainjack wrote:
And I hate to break it to you, but because of the conversion rates, your IQ in Canada is only about 53, or 54 here in the states.

So? Bush has to be in the low thirties and he’s President. The POTUS can be a DOOFUS.
[/quote]

Maybe - but he’s not Canadian. I think you have what they call a ‘double whammy’.

I could get behind Karma. I think she has a nice platform.

Oh, wait! I could get behind Chinadoll too! Man, the options are endless with all the T-Babes!

[quote]jackzepplin wrote:
I could get behind Karma. I think she has a nice platform.[/quote]

I think you speak for many who would like to “get behind” Karma.

I’d say me and Vroom. Or JohnGullick. I think their both Canadians, so I’d run for the big ticket.

I figure I already have a drinking problem, I’m not incredibly intelligent, and I mix words up once in a awhile. All I have to do is blow some coke, turned to a born again, and dodge the draft and I’ll be fine.

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Native-born. Check.
Representing the optimism and can-do of the American people. Check.
Can take a knock and come back up. Check
Loves hunting. Check.
Can run a demand-side economy. Check (Just ask Acme).
and
This is for Pookie and Rainjack:“HE’S A SUPERGENIUS”

I wish this guy could stand again:

Or maybe this guy will run:

Bill Gates!

Hillary. I think we are entering a new depression (even worse than the 30’s) and the dems should get the blame – as is correct.

I’d better start developing ties to big business then…