oh shit, i forgot the why.
Simpson is tougher by virtue of the fact that she has had a little more adversity in life; she did not grow up with her own personal ass wiper
Foreman fough much tougher opponents than tyson, yet he still has the second highest ko percentage of any heavyweight king
The pillsbury doughboy will engulf fury in his doughy self if the push up putz tries to grapple
Aristotle mastered every known field of his time, Plato just bitched about society
Caesar had better soldiers
hawking, since he is paralyzed, has to memorize whole blackboard sized equations as they flash into his mind, because he cannot write them down. intellectually, he would whup Einsteins ass
Rockefeller's fortune was 1% of the gdp of the US during his time. Gates is nowhere near being equivalent to that
Coleman is an unaesthetic freak
jet li is the number one ranked wu shu practictioner in China. jackie chan just recently got his black belt
carmen electra is slightly smarter
cher is made out of plastic, madonna's organic frame and fake british accent stand no chance!
hitler was bigger. (I think stalin was like 5'4)
Putin is a judo blackbelt, and he was in the KGB.
Reagan said "Bitch, Tear down that wall"
Da Vinci was so strong he was allegedly able to bend horshoes with his bare fucking hands, and could mould pewter in his hand (Plus he was the greatest all around intellect that ever lived)
Kazmaier was just stronger