OK I have a great one for this....OR MAYBE NOT SO GREAT..
I use to work in Arlington, and had a free membership to a nice gym at the mall a sports and health FREE.
Along with the regular staff they would bring in at least once a month a group of Special Needs Adults to teach them work skills. (remember this part)
I break from lunch hit my 5/3/1 for Squats it was a 90% week I hit a new max rep at 90% felt great went shower threw towel over curtain and right about mid suds I see a shadow and the towel is ripped away. I yell what the FU*K HEY!!!!!
I hear someone go "OH NO" AND THEN I HEAR RUNNING. I START running out the shower to fuck some shit up and stand in the locker room cursing mostly out of shock and being wet and cold...then I see a poor guy pushing a garbage can on wheels that they use to put dirty towels in....So whatchagoin to do.
It was one of the special needs guys. looking scared.
Now I'm the ass, naked wet cold and about to beat up the firt guy holding a dry towel...