â??See what he did, Stan? He brined that in the fridge so now he can sear the sh*t out of it.â??
â??You going to deglaze that pan now?
â?? â??Yeah, Iâ??m going to deglaze it. Do you want to help me?â??
â??If I was there, I would. Iâ??d take some red wine â?? about a quarter cup â?? and then a wooden spoon and Iâ??d deglaze the f*ck out of that pan.â??
â??This morning my dad was pretending to read Playboy but he actually had a Bon Appetit magazine inside of it."