Who Else is F'd Up?!?

Off Topic
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I am. Drunk off my ass right now. 2;30 am. Niiicee

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O and i love drunk munchies. chicvken and wheat bread sandwich

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I’m pretty thoroughly buzzed, PMing things I will probably regret. Don’t feel like going to bed yet.

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dude right fucking here and im eating chicken peppers and rice pilaf.

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you guys suck tho bcuz you could still be out. boston fackin saaaaaaacks kid, all the bars do last call at 1:30ish and close at 2. its fucking laaaaaaaame.

i was talking to a bartender im like boston sucks last call is 1, shes like where are you from? im like here, and it sucks.

oh Veez in malden also sucks fucking dick.

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…aaaand, I just dropped the laptop on the floor. By the way, I have christened myself Grace.

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i cant feel my face. but i have great grammar. brrrat.

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Why the hell are you people drunk and on your computers?

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[quote]LiftSmart wrote:
Why the hell are you people drunk and on your computers?[/quote]

Cuz I’m fighting with the husband and have no desire to go to bed.

Next?

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L O L at you non-Californian posters not knowing the joys of In-n-Out while fucked up.

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Looks like my little 20-year-old buddy has crapped out.

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[quote]Mutu wrote:
L O L at you non-Californian posters not knowing the joys of In-n-Out while fucked up.[/quote]

Been there, done that…ahhh, youth!

Now, if I want it, I have frozen White Castle. Yick.

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Why would you buy that, its just a fancy name for tastes-like-ass.

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[quote]Mutu wrote:
Why would you buy that, its just a fancy name for tastes-like-ass.[/quote]

Keeps the husband quiet…too bad it doesn’t work for snoring. He and his brother once tried to drunk drive to pick up fresh White Castle. I dislocated the brother’s finger in my vehement opposition to the plan.

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Keep drinking until they taste good.

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[quote]LiftSmart wrote:
Why the hell are you people drunk and on your computers?[/quote]

Because I’m not on a girl, damn it. Chut up.*

Also because Everclear and posting online is one of my favorite things. I get the satisfaction of posting and I get to wake up and read what I posted and feel privileged to read what I posted like I hadn’t read it before.

  • Somebody get the Donnie Darko reference. Everybody get the Donnie Darko reference.
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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
LiftSmart wrote:
Why the hell are you people drunk and on your computers?

Cuz I’m fighting with the husband and have no desire to go to bed.

Next?[/quote]

Damn, hate drunken fights with loved ones. I did notice however, that there was 4 hours between this post and the previous one, then you carried on posting. Was that round 2 of the fighting or you fall asleep for a while?

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[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
CitizenSnips wrote:
LiftSmart wrote:
Why the hell are you people drunk and on your computers?

Because I’m not on a girl, damn it. Chut up.*

Also because Everclear and posting online is one of my favorite things. I get the satisfaction of posting and I get to wake up and read what I posted and feel privileged to read what I posted like I hadn’t read it before.

  • Somebody get the Donnie Darko reference. Everybody get the Donnie Darko reference.

I get the ref.

BBB[/quote]

Second. Good movie.

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How come when I post drunk, I get called a loser, drunk piece of shit, troll… But when other people do it, it’s fun?

In N Out rules, triple stack animal style. Top off your fries with grill scrapings.