In reference to many “I don’t wanna lose my hair” questions on the 'Roid board I have a question:
Who really cares about losing their hair?
I (insert feeling of attending an intervention/self-help group---->here*) suffer from MPB and as an ex-hairfarmer the day I saw I was losing my beautiful locks (the story is actually much more entertaining and long than that, involving Van Halen, Vince Neil and a bottle of “Hooker White” hair bleach) I said “Fuck it” and joined the masses with crappy, short “nobody” hair. As the dreaded “spot” started to make it’s appearance more obvious…Bzzzzzzzzzz…gone.
I am now a SBM (Sexy Bald Man).
No bad hair days.
No need for Shampoo.
Of course, now I need a hat in the winter but other than that, it’s all good, and the look is going to help when the little horny bastards start sniffin 'round the 'muffins too (I’m still gonna kill the first two or three just as a warning to the others).
So, who would NOT juice just because of the fear of going bald (er)?
Curious 'Cakes want to know.
“It is foolish to tear one’s hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness”
~ Marcus Tullius Cicero