OK this may be a little weired and quite frankly I din’t even want to post it but I figured someone might have some knowledge or maybe someone will get a laugh out of it.
I own one pair of white boxer briefs, I either buy black or grey only but had a pair bought for me for chistmas or something. The reason I don’t wear white undies? They stain plain and simple. especially if you work out in them and your butt sweats.
Ok well now here is the real dilema. For the past several months I have not been sick once. However I have worn these white boxers approx 5-7 times in that time period and every single time I wear them I get the runs. Like serious squirts and all. The day before… nothing, the day after… nice solid poops. WTF what gives with this, is this some subconsious mind trick i’m playing on myself? Should I burn them immediately in a protest to runny poop? Is there a possible allergic reaction to the bleached fabric rubbing my nuts?
Well there ya have it sick and twisted.
Vegita ~ Prince of all Sayajins