Can I ask a question that I didn't see brought up in any of the four "how should I train" threads you started in the last three days (even the one where Jim Wendler replied to you twice)?
What's your current height, weight, and general fat level (percentage doesn't matter. "kinda fat, pudgy, lean with defined abs", etc.)?
Also, for my own curiosity, how many push-ups and pull-ups can you do?
Most programs are simple and effective. You're the one who's overcomplicating things. Your best bet is to pick a time-tested, well-designed program and follow it to the letter, as-is. Not doing "modified Texas Method" or "Modified 5/3/1" or "This program with X, Y, and Z swapped out to be more strongman-specific."