T Nation

Where's This Gonna End..?

You people knew 'bout that one…?

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

The “remove t-shirt” command works.

So does the “strip” command.

But that chick doesn’t train: no matter what exercise name you type (squat, curl, etc.), she’s clueless.

The only one she knows is “press”.

(How much time can one lose on the net anyway…)

Actually, she can also do “push-ups”

bend over

show ass

jump

kneel

lick me

lie

touch

rub

lol

[quote]jaimeo wrote:
bend over

show ass

jump

kneel

lick me

lie

touch

rub

lol[/quote]

Looks like someone just got his first girlfriend.

Try “get naked”. Thats bullshit!!

She doesnt know what a dirty sanchez is.

I fucking hate her!!! Shake your finger at me one more time bitch!!Try me!

He he he…

cbeefyt… I think you’re getting a little too emotional too quickly about her

Give you two some time… I’m sure it will work out…

Have you tried a more romantic way?

Like “Be my wife” ?

try KISS

“pour beer”

:slight_smile:

" try KISS "

DAMN.

Good find, tx :slight_smile:

Mad

Penis

… and one you’d never have guessed:

MERRY

Merry!!! Holy shit, I almost had a fucking stroke. I had my speakers cranked up and didnt know it. Christ!!!

Merry!!! Holy shit, I almost had a fucking stroke. I had my speakers cranked up and didnt know it. Christ!!!

This definitely falls under the category of “why aren’t I in bed?”… Try these:

Hat
Hair
Kick
Twirl
Run
Shower
Stretch/yoga
Sleep
Sing
Ass
Tongue
Mad/pout/angry

If a barmaid’s ORGASM is as “plain” as this, I guess I’ll stick to librarians.

Shirley Temple, extra Shirley

Nothing.

Sad

Man, I entered strip tease and some fat security guy came out and blocked the view as she took off all of her clothes. Cock blocker!

Do they make porno tapes like this. I would like to see this exact same program, say for a computer disc porno. but instead of the bitch pulling back every time you asked to suck a dick or get naked, she would go through with it.

try the words
get wet
light