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Where's Balbos?

I don’t have anything exciting to read anymore.

R.I.P. (Troll Hall of Fame) my favorites

  • Balbos
  • bulking machine
  • EliteBalla
  • DieselWeasel
  • Mr.Pushups
  • xCelticX

[Edit] (Honorable mentions)

  • Lightpower
  • Muscleteen
  • Al Shades
  • Oogie
  • francis boullion
  • classy_cojones
  • mls jr.
  • baran
  • Babalu
  • Kim Jong Ill
  • Mark Lonnie
  • Quade the finest

[EDIT REQUEST] the one and only esotericism A.K.A “Tim Phoenix”… a fan favorite

[quote]Go heavy fool wrote:
I don’t have anything exciting to read anymore.

R.I.P. (Troll Hall of Fame)

  • Balbos
  • bulking machine
  • EliteBalla
  • DieselWeisel
  • Mr.Pushups
  • xCelticX

[/quote]

I killed all of them.

Not to fear, however. BRONIUS and HugeMutha have arrived! I’ll work on pinpointing their locations in the coming weeks…

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Go heavy fool wrote:
I don’t have anything exciting to read anymore.

R.I.P. (Troll Hall of Fame)

  • Balbos
  • bulking machine
  • EliteBalla
  • DieselWeisel
  • Mr.Pushups
  • xCelticX

I killed all of them.

Not to fear, however. BRONIUS and HugeMutha have arrived! I’ll work on pinpointing their locations in the coming weeks…[/quote]

I think Deez Weez is still alive somewhere… he’s keeping a low profile.

I’ve only been reading the site for a little over 2 years so I may not remember all the trolls.

I’d have to give the gold medal to Balbos though, just because I actually kinda liked him and felt bad for him.

The silver would go to Mr.Pushups for his abilty to actually piss people off over the internet, there was some logic behind his insanity.

Finally the bronze would have to go to bulking machine just because he was literaly not human and just made me laugh.

Fat T man?

TC?

Tim Phoneix

Wasn’t Mr Pushups only around for 1 week or so? He sure managed to make an impact though.

DieselWeasel is still around, but since he found Religion (he’s a Creatinist) he’s been better behaved.

Michael2507 should chime in. I believe he’s writing his Masters thesis on T-Nation trolls.

Who was the guy that could squat the the power rack? I heart that guy.

Don’t forget CHEKonIT and the swiss ball press thread. He seemed to have a vendetta against me.

[quote]bigroman wrote:
Tim Phoneix[/quote]

I know, how could he forget teh Phoenix? He was definitely my fave.

Greasing the groove with many loose women.

Good times, good times.

longshanks on this thread seems to be trolling like a mofo.

Quite a firestarter.

http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=1249791&pageNo=0

Balbos was amusing, Tim Phoenix was good for a laugh, and of course eliteballa has transcended mere trollhood and has become T-Nation legend.

I have a soft spot for Babalu, the little punk, just because his ill-considered words resulted in the creation of the Asian Vixens thread. I was kind of hoping he would continue trolling just so I could abuse him some more. But alas.

[quote]Miserere wrote:
Wasn’t Mr Pushups only around for 1 week or so? He sure managed to make an impact though.

DieselWeasel is still around, but since he found Religion (he’s a Creatinist) he’s been better behaved.

Michael2507 should chime in. I believe he’s writing his Masters thesis on T-Nation trolls.[/quote]

I go for quality of trolliness over quantity of troll posts and time spent here. I believe EliteBalla may have only had a post or two. But his quality of representing footwear and his ripped 140lb physique and basketball skills were legendary. Truely a one of a kind troll that still gets mentioned everyday because of his patented shoe.

Now MR. P was here for a month or two I think, and he just got under everyone’s skin… probably the most aggitating troll ever. He had troll master written all over his posts… hell, it was even in his name.

xCetticX, wow… who can compare to that? What agreat read.

Balbos was an encoded troll with hidden messages… gotta love that. And i actually liked alot of his training philosophy.

bulking machine was one of my favorites because of all his non-sense and his Primal Rage references. He took trolling to a whole new level.

Than there always your comedic trolls like Lightpower.

The list goes on, and that last troll only seemed to bother Kratos… not really troll-worthy. I left CheckOnIt off the list.

I think DieselWeasel has brain damage, but he’s no troll.

[quote]Kratos wrote:
Don’t forget CHEKonIT and the swiss ball press thread. He seemed to have a vendetta against me. [/quote]

Don’t forget to mention yourself old Spartacus.

Done anything about those lagging pecs?

[quote]Kratos wrote:
Don’t forget CHEKonIT and the swiss ball press thread. He seemed to have a vendetta against me. [/quote]

Hey mate: I don’t have a vendetta against you, and anyway, I wasn’t the only one that thought your brainless and baseless off-topic attacks were childish.

[quote]De sleeplijn wrote:
Kratos wrote:
Don’t forget CHEKonIT and the swiss ball press thread. He seemed to have a vendetta against me.

Don’t forget to mention yourself old Spartacus.

Done anything about those lagging pecs?

[/quote]

I bet he hasn’t. Too closed minded, too soft.
Don’t you think that years of substandard pec development should encourage you to try something new, Sparty?

And what’s more - watch who you’re calling a troll.

Even if it is your defence mechanism, if you called everybody that was smarter than you and presented you with a new idea a troll, you’d better be prepared to add 95% of the population to your hate list.

OOOOOOHHHHHH!! Look at Chek tappin’ that ass!!! Go Chek! Go Chek!