Stu - i have to ask, when you tried the Ultimate Warrior’s secret to vascularity, did you use bright enough colors? it should be noted that only neon colors will work. anything else, and you just look silly…
oh, and to achieve maximum forearm vascularity, be sure to get a job landscaping or something similar which will allow you to grip a shovel handle and/or wheelbarrow for 10+ hours each day, interspersed with lifting large awkward objects. that seemed to work for me in the past. that and the BF thing