What You Ate Yesterday

Brown rice with black beans and ground beef, with cilantro.

Two packages of macaroni and cheese with a package of hot dogs cut up in it. A mounds bar with almonds. A can of tuna with a couple cups of chopped broccoli and some olive oil.

Clearly I am a bastion of good health and fine taste.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Meal one:
Small bovine offered as a sacrifice by the town’s people.
One virgin
Several small quale (I hate quale)

Meal 2
One trespasser
One of trespasser’s goats
One small chocolate cake cooked by town’s people from yesterday

Meal 3
one Jehova’s Witness

Meal 4
One Jehova’s witness

Meal 5
skipped due to holy indigestion

Meal 6
Several small school children on a field trip
[/quote]

LOL!!! Waaaay too fucking funny! I love how you got indigestion from the Jehovas. Oh, shit I’m still laughing.