What Would You Get Rid Of?

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dshroy wrote:
Puerto Rican midgets.[/quote]

Hey! What’s so bad about midgets!

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Relax, he said midgets, not manlets.

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People talking about legalizing things. Laws can only criminalize action. Removing those laws is decriminalization, not legalization. It’s like saying that since congress didn’t pass a law saying you can’t pick your nose while standing on your head and drinking milk that congress “legalized picking your nose while standing on your head and drinking milk.”

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[quote]fraggle wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dshroy wrote:
Puerto Rican midgets.[/quote]

Hey! What’s so bad about midgets!

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Relax, he said midgets, not manlets.[/quote]
the black and white midgets(as long as they are not gingers) are just fine. its the puerto rican ones, just sitting there, all smug and shit…

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Traffic.

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Holiday travel.

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
This one judge in this one county I’ve been dealing with. Complete fucking moron.[/quote]

Yeah judge, I’m talking to you, who just denied my Motion for Summary Judgment saying it needed to be a Motion for Summary Judgment and that it was, instead, a Motion for Default Judgment. You have THE WRONG DOCUMENT IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU ASSHOLE. YOU ALREADY DENIED MY ATTEMPT AT A DEFAULT.

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The Danish.

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
This one judge in this one county I’ve been dealing with. Complete fucking moron.[/quote]

Yeah judge, I’m talking to you, who just denied my Motion for Summary Judgment saying it needed to be a Motion for Summary Judgment and that it was, instead, a Motion for Default Judgment. You have THE WRONG DOCUMENT IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU ASSHOLE. YOU ALREADY DENIED MY ATTEMPT AT A DEFAULT.[/quote]

Hi judge.

Please forget everything I wrote above. Thanks for the extra $4K above what I was requesting, that was nice of you. I have no idea what the hell is going through your mind.

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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
The Danish.[/quote]

People or dessert?

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[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
People talking about legalizing things. Laws can only criminalize action. Removing those laws is decriminalization, not legalization. It’s like saying that since congress didn’t pass a law saying you can’t pick your nose while standing on your head and drinking milk that congress “legalized picking your nose while standing on your head and drinking milk.”[/quote]

How many hands do you have? One is holding you up-- if you have been lifting for functional strength, that is-- one is stuck in your nose, so who is holding the milk?

And don’t say “straw.” Milk is nasty through a straw for anyone over the age of 7.

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[quote]Bujo wrote:
Canned spinach. I hate canned spinach.[/quote]

Surprised by your anti-Popeye sentiments…

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I’d get rid of them there J-Lo fiat commercials. All that commercial does is make me want to blow up a fiat.

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Black Friday, and Rebecca Black’s “Friday”

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Soccer.

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My ex-wife.

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[quote]killerDIRK wrote:
Assholes who seems to have enough “strength” to put their plates on the bar but not enough “strength” to then re-rack them ! [/quote]

x1000

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Forum post signatures.

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[quote]Christine wrote:
Forum post signatures.

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C’mon, those aren’t so bad.

*tweet

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[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
People talking about legalizing things. Laws can only criminalize action. Removing those laws is decriminalization, not legalization. It’s like saying that since congress didn’t pass a law saying you can’t pick your nose while standing on your head and drinking milk that congress “legalized picking your nose while standing on your head and drinking milk.”[/quote]

people who try to correct you when they understand 100% what you’re trying to say