You're in Sheboygan right? Can you sell?
I spent too many years wasting my time in a management position before I realized I was good at selling.
My company is one of the highest growth organizations in the state of Wisconsin. Even our dickhead Governor, Jim Doyle, stated that we are his favorite company in the state...
My point is, go to college if you can and learn to sell along the way. I'd be willing to help you get in the door and work as an intern. The vast majority of our interns end up as full-time employees with loads of career opportunities ahead of them.
PM me if you want additional insight.