What the hell am I suppossed to do with it?

OK, before this big run of sexual/relationship questions gets the arse from the T-Staff, I’m gunna add one of my own, hopefully with a few answers from the T-Vixens out there…

I always hear chicks sayin’ stuff like, “it’s not the size of his manhood that counts, it’s what he does with it.” Well, unless I missed something in the users manual, you put it in, you take it out, repeat until satisfied… so fill me in people, how else to I operate the equipment…??? (In the way these ladies seem to think I/we should.)