What the F*&% Has Happened?

Hi everyone. Some times I wear a hat in the gym when I dont have time
to get my hair professionally done before my workout. There is some dude that keeps giving me dirty looks. Is my hat appropriate for the gym?

This is the same guy that I believe stole my cell phone when I left it on a park bench. He also causes a lot of disruption by insisting bodybuilders were better 30 years ago, tells people not to do direct arm work, and on a regular basis asks if anyone has a picture of some “X” guy, whoever that is.

Is his penis uncircumsized?

I was expecting so much more from this. I need my friday afternoon entertainment. dance, monkey, dance.