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What if you Died Tomorrow?

Someone I know, let’s call him Bob, has an external hard-drive with a good amount of porn on it. His wife doesn’t know he has it (sheltered girl doesn’t think he occasionally watches porn when she’s gone), but she would not be too happy to find it.

Their relationship is great, great sex when it happens, but right now they are very busy with work and school. Sometimes their schedules conflict so they can go weeks with only seeing each other in passing, or in bed. Bob watches it to stay sane (I know, preaching to the choir).

Bob is worried that if he died tomorrow, eventually the porn would be found when his possessions are sorted out and wonders what the reactions would be.

Would you:

A) Erase the high quality collection that was collected over the years, and comes in handy to serve a mans needs.

B) Tell her about it, hoping she doesn’t freak that it adds up to GB’s of porn (she’ll probably freak a bit).

C) Keep it from her to protect her feelings, but risk looking like a sleaze to her or your family members if you died tomorrow?

D) Fill in the blank_________________________________.

Yes, I’m Bob.

D. Tell a close friend that if you die he inherits your porn, not only do you solve your problem but you help out a friend too.

Option A.

Take advantage of websites that stream video.

[quote]RyanBrown0311 wrote:
D. Tell a close friend that if you die he inherits your porn, not only do you solve your problem but you help out a friend too.[/quote]

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I dont know what your situation or her reaction her reaction would be; but I’ve recently done choice B. She didnt really care, said she understood. Although we are 400 miles apart for a little over a month starting very soon, so that might have helped my case some.

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Who cares, you’r dead! You do not have to impress anyone when you are dead.

if he had a super good hiding spot it wouldn’t be found until some else moved into the house :wink:

LOL. This thread is crunk. A thread asking about disposing of porn after death.

I want whatever you’re smoking.

Ph03nix is right, though, pertaining to the question, use streaming online.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
RyanBrown0311 wrote:
D. Tell a close friend that if you die he inherits your porn, not only do you solve your problem but you help out a friend too.

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Bob,

Let’s put down that bottle of flintstones chewables you were about to OD on and talk…

Sheesh.

Just dump the porn altogether. Are you a man? Are you letting the things you possess, OWN you? You won’t believe the incredible feeling of power once you are free of that shit.

Let it go.

It’s a legit scenario. I remember a comedian talking about throwing away porn, then realizing you don’t have any porn, so you re-up…etc.

I’m just saying, for those of us that have a stash. If you were killed in an accident tomorrow, would you be comfortable knowing your wife, or a sibling could be looking to see what you left behind and BOOM, doggy style.

You’ve never thought about it?

[quote]jermag27 wrote:
It’s a legit scenario. I remember a comedian talking about throwing away porn, then realizing you don’t have any porn, so you re-up…etc.

I’m just saying, for those of us that have a stash. If you were killed in an accident tomorrow, would you be comfortable knowing your wife, or a sibling could be looking to see what you left behind and BOOM, doggy style.

You’ve never thought about it?[/quote]

My dad found my porn collection on my old computer when we all shared it. Said nothing, other than the fact I have good taste… Not something I wanted to hear from my dad, but that’s the way life is.

Anyways, I’ve only dated one girl in my life that hated the fact I watch porn. At one point, she told me to decide between her and the porn. Considering I only got laid once every 2-3 weeks at that point, I chose porn.

[quote]Rattler wrote:
Anyways, I’ve only dated one girl in my life that hated the fact I watch porn. At one point, she told me to decide between her and the porn. Considering I only got laid once every 2-3 weeks at that point, I chose porn.[/quote]

Ah, ultimatums. The best way to scare off a guy.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Sheesh.

Just dump the porn altogether. Are you a man? Are you letting the things you possess, OWN you? You won’t believe the incredible feeling of power once you are free of that shit.

Let it go.[/quote]

This seems crazy to me.

I know. I’ve dumped my porn a couple of times. Now I’m stuck without home internet.

there are many commercial and some free programs that will totally hide the data and password protect it. You can only get to it via a direct path from the run line.

You should tell your wife about the porn. It might lead to a new door to even greater sex.
In general any “significant other” should not have problems with porn overall…

[quote]Makavali wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Anyways, I’ve only dated one girl in my life that hated the fact I watch porn. At one point, she told me to decide between her and the porn. Considering I only got laid once every 2-3 weeks at that point, I chose porn.

Ah, ultimatums. The best way to scare off a guy.[/quote]

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[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
You should tell your wife about the porn. It might lead to a new door to even greater sex.
In general any “significant other” should not have problems with porn overall…[/quote]

We have a few movies in the bedroom we sometimes watch together. The main issue is the amount of it, and the fact that I watch it while she’s gone. I’m not proud of it, but I like variety.

If I told her I had accumulated this much, over the 3 years we’ve been married, she would feel like she can’t turn me on. Some women think being a “one woman guy” excludes all porn, so when they find it they get all self-conscious.

[quote]jp_dubya wrote:
there are many commercial and some free programs that will totally hide the data and password protect it. You can only get to it via a direct path from the run line.[/quote]

Tell me more. This may be a good route to take.