People who say, “you don’t understand, you don’t have kids.”
Right, so exactly what qualified you to have kids? How long did you spend at university before they let you have them? Oh right, nothing qualified you, you just got fucked! Literally all you had to have to do was have unprotected sex. Not exactly difficult to do.
Maybe in like 50 years if your kid’s won a Nobel Prize then you can lecture me, but let’s face it, there’s a lot of kids out there and not many Nobel Prize winners. Just admit that you’re making it up as you go along just like every other parent does and every other parent will. You’re not an expert on raising kids just because you got drunk and used an expired condom.[/quote]
God damn, this is funny. I hope you knock someone up while you are still this young and stupid. If that happens, please please please let us know how much it turns out you actually knew about raising kids.[/quote]
Shut up old man, you dont know shit, you were drunk and just broke a condom. [/quote]
Bwahahaha! Fucking hilarious, all of this. Seriously belly laughed. In all honesty though, this happens all the time. Elementary teacher in ghetto knows. “Oops” babies are far more common than planned babies, sad to say…
Edit: What grinds my gears is seemingly 95% parents I deal with don’t read to their children. 20% didn’t talk to their children before the age of 4 unless they were telling them to do something or stop doing something, then their children enter school with a speech/language impairment. Many of them don’t bring their children to school more than 80% of the time from kindergarten through 2nd grade so eventually they fall behind so far that they also appear to have a Specific Learning Disability.