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What Does This Mean?


#1

I'm sick today. Really sick.

Last night, when I was not sick, I spit on my front stoop, as I sometimes do.

Today, there is a green/blue mold/fungus/bacteria/black death thing in the shape of my spit on my front stoop, where there was formerly just spit.

Question.

Am I dying?


#2

yes

go to a doctor


#3

go to a doctor ... right after you spit in Jon Bon Jovi's mouth...


#4

We are all dying some just faster than others, like you.


#5

I'm donating my creampie porn collection to SAMA.

Polo can have my sandbag and trap bar.

Take a sample of the spit and give whatever I have to Print.


#6

suh-weet!!!!


#7

We'll miss ya Homie!

V


#8

It's 150 pounds, so you might want to use some...sob...chalk!

Seriously, guys. That shit is blue now.

And it came.

From inside me.

But not in a gay way.


#9

Im pretty sure you caught the ghey, or TB.

Really man it is outside on the ground what was the color when it left you?


#10

When it left me I felt fine, and it was clear..

Now I am sick, and it is blue.

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

Look, I know it's really sad that my mortal coil is mid-shuffle, but let's not pretend that this isn't like, a major deal, okay. That would just be insensitive.


#11

Dude you're definitely dying I'd give you a couple more days tops!

On a side note..... can I borrow $100 bucks! Swear I'll pay you back next month.


#12

Sure.

Just so you know, I plan to return as an essence.


#13

Smurphilis.

Now your steps have it too.


#14

God's getting you back for your Pop-Tarts fail.


#15

Take a cell phone pic and post that shit.


#16

You're only really dying if your spit looks like Bea Arthur.


#17

And besides, who the fuck spits on their OWN front stoop?

You deserve to die from lack of self-respect!


#18

Oh No U DINT.

Apparently that girl's father liked to get drunk and rough her up.

Buddhists call this karma.


#19

When it's not fucking biologically viable it evaporates, fuckmechristJEESUS!

I am DYING here. Dying. Die-ing.

Is this because I didn't return your calls?

I still think you're really special, Dwarf.

And I will never stop loving you.

goodbye...


#20

I still don't know how to put phone pictures on my computer. I've tried.