What Does Prof X Sell?

[quote]sen say wrote:
I know what Professor X teach, but what do he sell?

I can’t believe he spend so much time on teh interwebz if he ain’t sellin somethin.

So, what do he sell?

Professor X Bobblehead Dolls?

Amway ?

V-Dieter Pinatas?

Used cars?

Maybe if I know wha he sell I can buy some and then get evited to his sales conference or T-Alpha sell.[/quote]

He teaches English. Lucky for you!

[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
Did I ever tell you about the time Professor X was in a production of The King and I? On opening night he chloroformed the entire cast, and slowly ate them in front of the audience for two hours! The production got pretty good reviews.[/quote]

LIES!!!

prof X never eats slowly.

Change.

personal sex tapes and I own the collection

He’s a barber, he sells haircuts. Shaved only.

P90X mixtapes

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

personal sex tapes and I starred in the collection

[/quote]

Inneresting…

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:

personal sex tapes and I starred in the collection

Inneresting…[/quote]

you know you wish it was you!

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
sen say wrote:

V-Dieter Pinatas?

I bought one of these once.

It was real skinny.

All that came out were some HOT-ROX and a scoop of peanut butter and got Metabolic Drive all over the floor.[/quote]

ROFLMAO!!! This is priceless!

[quote]Makavali wrote:
Change.[/quote]

Just cause he’s black doesn’t mean he’s our president, asshole.

Keep up with the times, Mak.

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Change.

Just cause he’s black doesn’t mean he’s our president, asshole.

Keep up with the times, Mak.[/quote]

joke’s on you x is not black

[quote]jzzz wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Change.

Just cause he’s black doesn’t mean he’s our president, asshole.

Keep up with the times, Mak.

joke’s on you x is not black[/quote]

He is hungry.

Always, constantly, hungry.

I admit that every time I see X’s photo I hear:

“You kill da joe, you make sum’moe!”

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Change.

Just cause he’s black doesn’t mean he’s our president, asshole.

Keep up with the times, Mak.[/quote]

Why does everyone associate change with Obama? It’s not trademarked to him, jeez.

[quote]sen say wrote:
I know what Professor X teach, but what do he sell?

I can’t believe he spend so much time on teh interwebz if he ain’t sellin somethin.

So, what do he sell?

Professor X Bobblehead Dolls?

Amway ?

V-Dieter Pinatas?

Used cars?

Maybe if I know wha he sell I can buy some and then get evited to his sales conference or T-Alpha sell.[/quote]

He’s a meat salesman. Remember how he talked about eating two inch thick t-bones every day? All the newbies will now buy his meat, hoping to look like him.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Change.

Just cause he’s black doesn’t mean he’s our president, asshole.

Keep up with the times, Mak.

Why does everyone associate change with Obama? It’s not trademarked to him, jeez.[/quote]

You sir, are the king of double/triple posting.

I thought he sold the Flow-Bee.

He should replace that infomercial guy who sells everything b/c he is loud, has an “Al Borland” beard and flannel shirts.

[quote]B rocK wrote:
I thought he sold the Flow-Bee.

He should replace that infomercial guy who sells everything b/c he is loud, has an “Al Borland” beard and flannel shirts. [/quote]

[quote]Professor X wrote:

I am this website’s office linebacker.

[/quote]

Look like Triple T been replaced by Triple X.

X isn’t black? and by default doesn’t bring a wave of social and cultural changes!?