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What Does Prof X Sell?

I know what Professor X teach, but what do he sell?

I can’t believe he spend so much time on teh interwebz if he ain’t sellin somethin.

So, what do he sell?

Professor X Bobblehead Dolls?

Amway ?

V-Dieter Pinatas?

Used cars?

Maybe if I know wha he sell I can buy some and then get evited to his sales conference or T-Alpha sell.

[quote]sen say wrote:
I know what Professor X teach, but what do he sell?

I can’t believe he spend so much time on teh interwebz if he ain’t sellin somethin.

So, what do he sell?

Professor X Bobblehead Dolls?

Amway ?

V-Dieter Pinatas?

Used cars?

Maybe if I know wha he sell I can buy some and then get evited to his sales conference or T-Alpha sell.[/quote]

I am this website’s office linebacker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRkiouh5NEI

He sells Hope!

He also sells Fear, but he gives that to you for free.

Good answer

[quote]Professor X wrote:
sen say wrote:
I know what Professor X teach, but what do he sell?

I can’t believe he spend so much time on teh interwebz if he ain’t sellin somethin.

So, what do he sell?

Professor X Bobblehead Dolls?

Amway ?

V-Dieter Pinatas?

Used cars?

Maybe if I know wha he sell I can buy some and then get evited to his sales conference or T-Alpha sell.

I am this website’s office linebacker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRkiouh5NEI
[/quote]

so you sell the pain?

I thought he sold avatar pictures and X’s.

thats a long distance call, Doug!

hahahah amazing, and just how i pictured it

professor X sells letters to Sesame Street

they freebase X’s there Bert and Ernie are his number one customers

He sells cookies.

That’s how you knock the shit out of someone right there, just textbook.

Did I ever tell you about the time Professor X was in a production of The King and I? On opening night he chloroformed the entire cast, and slowly ate them in front of the audience for two hours! The production got pretty good reviews.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
He sells Hope!

He also sells Fear, but he gives that to you for free.[/quote]

Fuck. I’ve been getting my Fear from Macy’s for like $49.99.

[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
Did I ever tell you about the time Professor X was in a production of The King and I? On opening night he chloroformed the entire cast, and slowly ate them in front of the audience for two hours! The production got pretty good reviews.[/quote]

I was his roommate at the time, that explains why he brought home so much food but never had money for rent or bills- it also explains why we got so big so fast

I still got some of it left in the deep freeze. its my special bulking secret

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
. its my special bulking secret

[/quote]

Not anymore!!

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
Ct. Rockula wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
. its my special bulking secret

Not anymore!![/quote]

ok man, u found out the scret-please dont tell X!

last time someone found out he went ballistic and tried to kill me- i know his weakness because he talks in his sleep
if u say the alphabet backwards starting at X he will be hypnotized

but if you want in on thie secret, the girl in my avatar is about to go to the smoke house

35.00 per half pound ( but seriously dont tell X) I barely got away last time

Yeah, yo’! On the real! What do he really be sellin’; I mean scraight up legit an’ shit!

^that’s a joke right thurr. You know, because I also have semi-gangster tendencies sometimes.

[quote]sen say wrote:

V-Dieter Pinatas?
[/quote]

I bought one of these once.

It was real skinny.

All that came out were some HOT-ROX and a scoop of peanut butter and got Metabolic Drive all over the floor.

salt

I think he gets paid by the beef producers to plug steaks on here, because you know everytime he posts what he eats, someone goes “oh, eating steak will help me get big?” (like it was some sort of big secret) and then goes out and buys some.